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Glen Raphael - Ask A Ninja!

from SpinTunes #6: Round 1 by Various Artists

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Notes about the song: This unfinished recording was apparently found
in Glen's apartment after...some sort of horrible accident. A passing
good Samaritan cleaned it up and sent it in.

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Counting on a ninja for advice
Is not a healthy vice
He may just slice your head...off.
Ninjas are a bit too fond of knives
And taking other lives
And making sure you're dead

Ask a ninja! (ask a ninja!)
He may answer you!
Ask a ninja! (ask a ninja!)
What ninja think and do
If he answers, his memes
Will haunt you in your dreams
And the ninja....
Looks forward to killing you soon!

Ninja have a way of keeping still
They're very hard to kill
You cannot force your will...upon them
Ninja keep their footprint very small
You can't see them at all
Till on their sword you fall

Ninja bowlers always make their pin
Their balls have so much spin
They knock down every lane...at once
Ninja barbers get a healthy tip
Their fingers never slip
Except to cause you pain

[Repeat chorus, then meet a violent and unexpected death]

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from SpinTunes #6: Round 1, released January 29, 2013

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