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Q - Chuck Norris

from SpinTunes #6: Round 1 by Various Artists

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This song has no harmonies because Chuck Norris had the backup singers- for lunch
Chuck Norris is the one who made George Harrison's guitar weep.
Chuck Norris broke up the Beatles- with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can (kick your ass)
Chuck Norris can (with knuckles of brass)
Chuck Norris can (beat you down)
Chuck Norris can (win the Triple Crown)

Science was blinded by Chuck Norris.
Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin both died of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once conducted an orchestra with his bicep.
Chuck Norris was a bouncer at the Hotel California

Chuck Norris can (make you cry)
Chuck Norris can (make you wanna die)
Chuck Norris can (with his mind)
Chuck Norris can (make you blind)

Janie got a gun- it didn't help.
If you play this song backwards, Chuck Norris will make you explode.
Cee-Lo saw Chuck Norris drivin' round town with the girl he loved and he was all like "well, that's cool"

Chuck Norris can (do as he will)
Chuck Norris can (make you pay your bills)
Chuck Norris can (turn on your mind)
Chuck Norris can (make you eat a pork rind)

Chuck Norris can (burn up your soul)
Chuck Norris can (smoke a crater-sized bowl)
Chuck Norris can (rule the world)
Chuck Norris can (make your chest hair curl)

Chuck Norris can (kick your ass)
Chuck Norris can (with knuckles of brass)
Chuck Norris can (beat you down)
Chuck Norris can (win the Triple Crown)

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from SpinTunes #6: Round 1, released January 29, 2013
With special thanks to my bewildered husband.

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