these peepin' toms they don't belong
everything they do is wrong
but they claim that they're in the right
just fuck off and die

these peepin' toms they don't belong
everything they do is wrong
but they claim that they're in the right
just fuck off and die

Let me tell you all a little bit about my story
How i hit the highest heights and achieved my glory
but then i fell so far as i was caught red handed
and into the arms of the police i landed

i was at a festival in the US
n what i did next you will not guess
people say what i did was pretty fucking gross
but it seems to be the only way to blow my load ho!

you know those port-a-loos you never wanna use?
that smell like old shoes and good ol' fresh spew
well i grabbed a tarp, and dove right inside of it
and waited in the tank for my prize of shit

mmm there's no discrimination here
regardless of who you are i'm checking out your rear
could be a man or a woman, bi straight or queer
and after ya done, you'll hear a faint cheer

yea i'm a peepin' tom, n people say i don't belong
everything i do is wrong, but i do it for my dong
if you check the census, it'll say i'm horrendous
but i always liked to think of it as being adventurous

these peepin' toms they don't belong
everything they do is wrong
but they claim that they're in the right
just fuck off and die

these peepin' toms they don't belong
everything they do is wrong
but they claim that they're in the right
just fuck off and die

just to recap i was in a toilet tank
and thought it was time to leave that stank
but lo and behold i was walking the plank
when i thought i was laughing all the way to the bank

when i came out of my hideout what was waiting was a guard
he tried to apprehend me but i ran too fast
coupled with the fact that i was covered in shit
to tackle me down he was not prepared to commit

the problem was next i was strapped for cash
so i did a bit o' beggin so i could make a dash
but i got reported and the detectives came
and they figured out about my little toilet game

so just think about this the next time you do a shit
is there somebody underneath me getting off on it?
cos you know i'll be out on the streets once again
with the fetish for what's comin' out of your rear end

cos i'm a peepin' tom, n people say i don't belong
everything i do is wrong, but i do it for my dong
if you check the census, it'll say i'm horrendous
but i always liked to think of it as being adventurous

these peepin' toms they don't belong
everything they do is wrong
but they claim that they're in the right
just fuck off and die

these peepin' toms they don't belong
everything they do is wrong
but they claim that they're in the right
just fuck off and die