The file clerk is such a jerk.
He files everything between F and U.
The fax is whack, the Boss has a Mac,
but he got us some Tandys from Radio Shack.

They don't give a damn that the copier's jammed.
How do they expect me to copy my ass.
The only girls that's layable is in Accounts Payable,
But she smells like a wet chihuahua with gas.

Middle management says I got some anger.
Middle management got my middle finger.

The vending machine's the worst that I've seen.
It only sells things called Takis.
Spicy and salty as hell, I can tell ya
It's like a Red Hot Chili Peppers bukkake.

Some people like their job, some people love it.
Well, I say "Take this job and shove it...
up your mama's ass and take it out
and roll it in some bread crumbs
and swallow it whole with a side of my itchy red rectum."

Rectum, rectum. (Rectum, yum-yum)

Middle management says I got some anger.
Fuck you.
Middle management got the middle finger.