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This album is made up of songs from the "SpinTunes" songwriting competiton.

spintunes.blogspot.com

The challenge:
Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Songwrite - Write a song about a meme. (2 minute minimum) (they had 9 days)

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released January 29, 2013

Album art by Matt Schubbe.

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Spintown Middletown, Ohio

I run a songwriting contest called SpinTunes. Most of the material hosted on this account is a result of that contest. You can follow the contest on Twitter (@SpinTunes) or my personal account (@Spintown).

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Track Name: Edric Haleen - For Zoe
You find a funny picture
Of a girl who you don’t know.
You Photoshop the background
Or add captions down below.
You post it on the Internet
For ev’ryone to see.
You’re looking at my face --
But you never think of me . . .

Can you remember five?
When you were very small?
Your room was full of toys.
You hadn’t started school.
Your family was all the world you knew...
Can you remember five?
‘Cause it’s the oddest thing --
I can’t remember five.
My memories are fading,
And all that helps remind me
Are the moments someone captured
In a picture . . .

Do you remember nine?
When you were growing up?
When you were getting tall?
Exploring on your bike.
Athletics after school.
Your parents cheering all the things you do...
Do you remember nine?
‘Cause it’s the oddest thing --
I do remember nine.
‘Cause that’s the year
When I became a meme.

And when you’re nine,
You like the attention.
But when you’re nine,
You don’t understand.
At nine, you lack perspective.
You simply think it’s funny.
And bombs are just in movies.
And Hitler’s just a name . . .

Do you remember twelve?
About to turn thirteen?
When things began to change?
Your world began to sprawl?
You fight with Mom and Dad.
You cope with jerks at school
You re-examine all the things you knew...
Do you remember twelve?
‘Cause it’s the oddest thing --
I do remember twelve.
I’m living through it now.
And if that weren’t enough --
I know I’m still a meme!

So what if I tire of being a meme?
What if I tire of teasing at school?
What if I tire of seeing my face
Next to pictures of Nazis
And bombs and catastrophes?
What if I hate all the cruel innuendo?
What if I think that the punchlines aren’t funny?
What if “Disaster Girl”
Tires of being Disaster Girl?

You post me on the Internet
For ev’ryone to see.
The sentiments are yours,
But you attribute them to me.
And I cannot disown them,
Or at least, I don’t know how.
If you were in the seventh grade,
What would you do now?
Track Name: MC Ohm-I - Down In Plankistan
I wanted to take a trip to the Arabian Peninsula
That's the Middle East for those of you who aren't into the
Geographical locations of Central Asia
But then my travel agent then told me something major

He said recently that there's a strange demand
To take vacations to the resorts in a strange new land
I thought the dude was jokin' and was playin', man
And then he told me the place was called Plankistan

I said, thank you man. And made my reservations
Hoping this new land would exceed my expectations
Of having a good time in a place that was distant
Little did I know that I'd amazed by it's existence

The moment I arrived the clock struck 12
And it looked like people were making a fool out themselves
And that's when I realized this was a strange little place
Cause everybody stopped just to lay on their face

Everywhere I go
Everybody's laying on their face fo' sho
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)

From resort hotel rooms
All the way to the desert sand dunes
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)

It appeared to me everyone near to me
Synchronized planks at the same time eerily
Then somebody whispered "Hey, you! You seem dumb!
Hurry and plank now before the police come!"

But it was too late. These policemen were mad buff
Three big dudes approaching me with handcuffs
They arrested me quick once I put my hands up
And took me to straight to their boss who they said ran stuff

The boss asked if I knew the local laws
I told him I didn't know and that I was appalled
That everyone lays on the ground in that strange fashion
He told me from now on to the take the same action

Cause if I got caught again breakin' the law
That they'd be breakin' my jaw and castratin' my balls
So when they let me go and the clock struck three
I had to stop walkin' 'round and get down on the street

Later that night, I went a club
To find a beautiful woman who would give me some love
When 9PM rang, everyone planked really hard
And I saw the sexiest girl planking on the bar

We talked a bit and then I brought my hotel
And it was around midnight and I thought "Oh well"
We'll be in my room and everything will be private
And nobody will see us not planking when the time hits

I shoulda known better cause when she was on top
And the clock struck 12 she decided to stop
And plank on me. So I thought I should remind her
That even though she stopped, that I was still inside her

I got tired of her planking and pushed her off
And she was looking lost and I got angered man
I caught the next plane out this strangest land
And never again did I visit Plankistan
Track Name: RC - The Philosoraptor
You use my picture
to make your stupid jokes
your dime store philosophy
while you're going broke

We had this all figured out
we had this all figured out
a hundred million years ago
but we still disappeared
for all your advances
I don't like your chances

We were all dinosaurs
we knew who we were
no veil of delusion
no civilzing blur

We had this all figured out
we had this all figured out
a hundred million years ago
but we still disappeared
for all your advances
I don't like your chances

You only complicate
a very simple plan
you kill or you're dying
I eat, therefore I am
all else is distraction
you try to make some sense
of the essentially senseless
of your own impermanence

We had this all figured out
we had this all figured out
a hundred million years ago
but we still disappeared
for all your advances
I don't like your chances
Track Name: Jenny Katz - Boom Goes The Dynamite
Another noontime, another key
Another place I'm not supposed to be
I check the number to confirm I've found the room
He comes entangled and so do I
There's no excuse so I don't even try
I see him silhouetted by the window cross the room
boom boom

You wouldn't see him and understand
He's not a Clooney or a Cary Grant
He has nothing of the qualities you might assume
Yet real life does not exist for me
The only distance is from him to me
I estimate it's seven steps across the room till
Boom boom goes the dynamite

My knees are trembling, my tongue is tied
I'm not thinking with my conscious mind
I have to hold the doorframe not to swoon
Another noontime, another key
Another place I'm not supposed to be
And then he bends to kiss me where I put on my perfume
Boom boom goes the dynamite

I feel like Wile E. Coyote
trying to catch the bird in every show
Laying out the wire and the birdseed
But we all know where the bomb will blow

It isn't love, we're almost sure
What we have is deep but not exactly pure
We won't be topping any cake with a mini bride and groom
And yet there's something when it's time to go
Though neither he nor I would ever let it show
that we leave our hearts in pieces scattered round the room
Cause boom boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom goes the dynamite
Track Name: Josh Holober-Ward - Internet Cats
I'm not too fond of rainbows
I hate poptarts as well
Flying through space with a smile on my face
But my life is a living hell

I've got twenty-seven other original songs
I would gladly sing instead
But all they wanna hear is that nyan-nyan crap
Again and again and again

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
I have ambition, I have pride
I can has feelings just like you
I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
You know memes but
You don't know me at all
Me at all
Me-ow-owww meow meow meow

They call me looooooong cat
But that's wrong
I'm not really aaaaaaaalll that
That long.

It's been blown way out of proportion
Fabrication is all that's left
Everyone has seen my length,
But no one knows my depth.

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
I have ambition, I have pride
I can has feelings just like you
I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
You know memes but
You don't know me at all
Me at all
Me-ow-owww meow meow meow

I didn't write the music
I'm not even playing the keys
A stupid song and a stupider shirt
Well I guess that's my legacy

This is not who I am, can't even look at the camera
I'm a star and I'm a fraud
Shut my eyes through the pain, but at the end of the day
There's no one there to play me off

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
Just cuz I'm feline doesn't mean I don't have
Feelings just like you
I am a cat, an internet cat, yeah
And don't you ever forget that
You know memes but you
Don't know me
You know memes but you
Don't know me
You know memes but you
Don't know me-ow
Meowmeow meow
Track Name: Brian Gray - Descartes And I
If a clone turns out to be smarter
Than the original, do you still call it a clone?
If I use a DNA starter
To make my only friend, am I still forever alone?
The world won't look behind his plumed facade
Into the brilliant mind of my favorite theropod.

My raptor Descartes and I,
We talk all through the night about the then, the now, the why.
My raptor Descartes and I,
Debating over how to choose the road next traveled by.
Descartes and I.

Often he can force me to unthink,
As he illuminates the questions that I beg.
But he is so a slave to his instinct,
Deciding whether first to steal the neighbor's chicken or egg.
A subtle logic gaffe, a loud guffaw,
I laugh and laugh until he brandishes his raptor claw.

My raptor Descartes and I,
We talk all through the night about the then, the now, the why.
My raptor Descartes and I,
Debating over how to choose the road next traveled by.
Descartes and I.

There are times I feel I might lose him
To questing after his less-moral relatives.
Of all the animemes I would choose him,
Despite a grudginess, forgetting much more than he forgives.
So I'll just have to trust the fallacy
Of paying work with just a BA in Philosophy

My raptor Descartes and I,
We talk all through the night about the then, the now, the why.
My raptor Descartes and I,
Debating over how to choose the road next traveled by.
Descartes and I.

My raptor Descartes and I,
We talk all through the night about the truths we all deny.
My raptor Descartes and I,
Debating over how the arts of Socrates apply.
Descartes and I.
Track Name: Jerry Skids - Not A Good Guy
We’ve been best of friends since 1969
We’ve had our differences throughout the years
Our relationship’s been in a slow decline
Lately suspicion constantly interferes
It started when I found a ticket to Dallas
Dated November, 1963
And all the photos he took of the palace
When he met Ayatollah Khomeini

It was odd when he went dancin’ with Mary, Squeaky, and Manson
Cos those hippy friends of his were not all there
Grover kept sayin’ “I told ya” when he came back from Cambodia
Praising Pol Pot’s work in the Red Khmers

So although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy

Now Prairie Dawn and Count keep pushin’ me to skip town
Before I end up taking blame for his mess
Like O.J. and the Ramseys lives were turned upside-down
Because my oval-headed friend won’t confess
He sent out packages that all seemed to tick
While he rambled against technology
He exclaimed, “Why can’t we all just collect paperclips?!”
And he put the blame on Ted Kaczynski

Befriended hooded guys on horses carrying nooses and torches
Visited the night the first Gordon fled
After the Embassy was bombed, he left Nairobi with Saddam
And dropped off fireworks boxes in Enschede

And although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
And there’s no reason to ask him to clarify
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy

So, he sold Jim Jones the cyanide
He used to spike the punch for Revolutionary Suicide
Coincidence that this coincides
In ‘82, when Bert gave Mr. Hooper Tylenol the day that he died
It’s gotta be here in my imagination
There’s no way he could be this evil...

He got his pilot’s license in 2001
I got a call from him one Tuesday mornin’
He told me, “Say goodbye to Big Bird, Oscar, everyone”
I thought his flight was comin’ home from Boston... ... ... ...

So although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
No matter what I think, I’ll never testify
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
So although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
Track Name: Army Defense - Miss Teen South Carolina
The crowd was sitting
The stage fright was crippling
The stage lights weren't dimming
They felt like a thousand suns

Out came a question
And my thoughts arrested
Held in detention
I wanted to go home

But home is where the beach is
Soft sand to greet you
No maps no teachers
To tell us where to go

Electricity humming
Isn't she funny
Through the tubes running
To all homes everywhere

Home is where the heat is
No lines to lead us
Look at all the people
No knowing where to go

Miss South Carolina learned how mean the world can get when you don't know
Track Name: Ross Durand - First World Blues
Opened up the paper
Couldn't believe what it said
There won't be no more twinkies
Have to eat donuts instead
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine

Running late for work
According to my gps clock
My starbuck's was closed, I had to drive another block
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine

The restaurants always serve me, too much too eat
Then I have to toss the leftovrs at the end of the week
Livin in the first world ain't no walk in the park
But my mom always said, "Be happy where you are."

I need a work out
Off to the gym I go
But the tv there is always tuned to the wrong show
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine

Been a long day
I'll have a glass when I get home
All out of Pinot, I'm gonna have to drink merlot
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine
Track Name: Steve Durand - One Red Paperclip
I now have a little house
For me and my little spouse
Where we've settled in quite peacefully

We're living in Saskatchewan
But before I go on
Let me tell you how this came to be

It all started with

One red paperclip
And a blogpost that I did
Asking for someone to trade with me

My aim was trading up
To get some better stuff
And to get a house eventually

A fish pen for a doorknob face
A Coleman stove for a generator
These were the first trades on my list

One red paperclip
Got me started on this trip
'Till I finally traded up to this

A bar sign and a keg of beer
I traded for a snowmobile
And then a trip to Yahk in a cargo van

A recording contract for some rent
Then almost by accident
I trader for a super duper
Afternoon with Alice Cooper

A deal I made with Corbin Bernsen
Really filled a hole
With a snowglobe for a movie role
I finally reached my goal

Something's worth is hard to measure
One man's trash is another man's treasure
That's a point I think should not be missed

One red paperclip
Sent me on this crazy trip
'Till I finally traded up
I could not have made it up
'Till I finally traded up to this
Track Name: Dr. Lindyke - Famous Last Words
If you had the chance to pass on
A message to the world
What would you want to say?
If you saw a light and you knew
The end was drawing near
Tell me what would you say?

Famous Last Words...
Famous Last Words...

We can't change the cards that we're dealt
But we can decide how to play them
We're stuck with the feelings we've felt
But we can decide how to say them

You've the power to create a brand new world
(A Whole New World)
Why not make it something grand?
(A new fantastic point of view)
The good that you do will bring good right back to you
(That's Karma!)
So why not lend a helping hand?

Famous Last Words...

If I had just three words to shout
I think I'd just shout, "Tell the truth"
The brick walls aren't there to keep us out
They're there so that we can show proof
That we want it
And I want it!
Don't you want it?

You've the power to create a brand new world
(A Whole New World)
Why not make it something grand?
(A new fantastic point of view)
The good that you do will bring good right back to you
(That's Karma!)
So why not lend a helping hand?

If you had the chance to forgive
Letting by-gones pass you by
Why not do it today?
The only thing we have is Time
And not so much as you'd think
As you'll find out someday

Famous Last Words...
Famous Last Words...
Famous Last Words...
Famous Last Words...
Track Name: The Orion Sound - Hashtag (Damien's Story)
Damien got a job that pays a good rate,
But made to wake up at eight,
What a terrible fate

Bought a new car with the earnings he made
The sun roof broke and decayed
Now he’s Stuck in the shade

And when, he complained,
The spare car was not the same

It’s on the TV, war and the plague
Oh well, people die every day,
Mobs on the street, stabbing all that they meet
They just make life much cooler to tweet
So ignore what they say, these things will happen anyway
As long as you own, music and your phone
Youll see through life with a sigh and a moan
And if bad things occur… its time to instagram

Had sex with his boss and he received high praise,
Still got no raise,
just cold shoulder and aids
Went to the doctors and asked him for meds
“There’s no cure”, he said
Damien listened with Dread

“But how, can I die
Whatll happen to the new debit card for which I just applied

It’s on the TV, war and the plague
Oh well, people die every day,
Mobs on the street, stabbing all that they meet
They just make life much cooler to tweet
So ignore what they say, these things will happen anyway
As long as you own, music and your phone
Youll see through life with a sigh and a moan
And if bad things occur… its time

To moan about your petty insignificant life…

It’s on the TV, war and the plague
Oh well, people die every day,
Mobs on the street, stabbing all that they meet
They just make life much cooler to tweet
So ignore what they say, these things will happen anyway
As long as you own, music and your phone
Youll see through life with a sigh and a moan
And if bad things occur… its time

To moan about your life; first world problems- we all got em’
You only live once, it only seems fair that you get the attention ypou crave for
Fact is if life aint perfect, why live it; we’ve all got problems too
Screw the Africans…
Track Name: TurboShandy - Piss Lightning (My Canine Friend)
I got no time for fear and I ain't got no time for guilt
I am living in impenetrable walls I built myself
I got a house, I got a car, got a beautiful wife
I'm the only man I know who's lost at Russian roulette twice

So go
Let him help you out
Take it by the balls
It's what he's all about

You can't go and ask for something
Without even trying to put up a fight
And keeping it in your sights
You can be a different person
Feeling pain, not feeling hurting, guys
My canine friend was right

I'm a little crazy but that sure don't get me low
I've got every other person standing under my shadow
I won't worry about the people thinking they can run my life
They're the people that I've left behind, it serves those fuckers right

So go
He'll show you the way
Take it by the balls
Is what he's trying to say
Track Name: The Chocolate Chips - Forever Alone
Valentines Day; Wendy's drive-thru
Ordering fries/Frostys for two
Like any day, there's no one else here
I'll eat it all myself.

The sun has her planets
The moon moves the sea
But I am forever alone because
No one, no one is moved by me.

I'm always by myself.

The sky has the bright stars
The clouds bring the rain
But I am forever alone because
My love only brings me pain.
Track Name: Brandon Lorrekovich - Hankey Plankey
Sometimes I go out alone on a crisp, cool night
To find a beautiful spot under the moonlight
I know there’s someone out there I should be thanking
But right now it’s about time I did some planking

I go out planking every other Saturday night
But never before, have I encountered such a sight
Right there before me, an angel she must have been
Planking straight as a safety pin

I’m holding myself up between two posts,
Watching you hold yourself up between to posts
And wondering what this could mean
X2

You’re planking between my heart and my soul
The way you hold yourself up is out of control
Together we’ll keep planking, higher and higher
We’ll plank forever, or just until our ankles get tired

I bet you’ve got passion, and some brains up in that head
But the way you plank keeps us both stiff and I want you in my bed
We gotta get our selves to the top to get down low,
It’s a labor of love, what I’m speaking of, Girl it’s all I know

We can do it in the bedroom, or across some public stairs
We can do it public, or take some pictures, baby, I just don’t care
We’ll do it in the morning, do it the daylight, keep it going all night
As long as I’m doing both of my loves everything in the world is right

I’m holding myself up between two posts,
Watching you hold yourself up between to posts
And wondering what this could mean
X2

You’re planking between my heart and my soul
The way you hold yourself up is out of control
Together we’ll keep planking, higher and higher
We’ll plank forever, or just until our ankles get tired
It’s time to break it down

(Break)

You’re planking between my heart and my soul
The way you hold yourself up is out of control
Together we’ll keep planking, higher and higher
We’ll plank forever, or just until our ankles get tired

I’m planking myself between your heart and your soul
The way you hold me, girl, up is out of control
You’re taking me to new place, darling, higher and higher
The way we plank together, it’s like we’re on fire
Track Name: Blimp Exhaust - S.A.P. (Socially Awkward Penguin)
Don't bend down to tie your shoelace,
You might end up falling flat on your face.
Don't let her talk to you,
In case you say something you don't mean to.
(Assuming she listens, anyway.)

And she's lookin' at you, and if you look back,
She might notice.
But if she's lookin' at you, and you don't look back,
You'd be so cold.
So you look at your shoes and walk on.
Don't go S.A.P. on her, now.

And she's been giving you signs,
But your brain didn't catch up on time.
'cause she offered to buy you coffee,
But you said "no thanks, I'm not thirsty."
(You didn't realise she was being flirty.)

And she's smilin' at you, and if you smile back,
She might notice.
But if she's smilin' at you, and you don't look back,
You'd be so cold.
So you look at your shoes and walk on.
Don't go S.A.P. on her, now.

And you realise she'd been staring,
But she thinks you're not caring.
And you could give her a sign,
But it's too late, you're out of time.
(Better luck next time.)

And you're smilin' at her, you're smilin' at her,
But she won't notice,
And you're smilin' at her, you're smilin' at her,
But damn, she's so cold.

So you can look at your shoes and walk on,
Yeah, you can look at your shoes and walk on.
Yeah, you can look at your shoes and walk on.
Yeah, you can look at your shoes and walk on.
Yeah, you can look at your shoes and walk on.
Yeah, you can look at your shoes and walk on.
Yeah, you can look at your shoes and walk on.
Yeah, you can look at your shoes, look at your shoes, look at your shoes and walk on.
Track Name: Steven Wesley Guiles - Boom Goes The Dynamite
I was a jet fighter
I was a pilot lighter
I was in college when I dropped my favorite one liner:

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom

I was a bit brighter
As a moonlighter
I got jumbled like a...nail biter

I played some street figher
Then as a kart rider
That's where I got my famous one liner, one liner

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom boom boom

Dreams can let you down
Make you wanna drown
Turn you upside down
Dreams can let you down
But I will stand my ground
I will stand my ground

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom boom boom
Track Name: Kevin Savino-Riker - The Ballad Of Andrew Meyer
Senator Kerry, I have a question, and I have a right to know
In 2004 you won the election, but the Right suppressed the vote
They rigged machines, shunned communities; GOP stole the show
How could you concede? Our democracy was dealt a crazy blow!

My candidate betrays me so!
But the facts are hazy, though...

Like your opposition to George W.; the man should be your foe!
And what about his plan to invade Iran? Can you stand to let that go?
I can't believe you refuse to impeach him; as a Yalie you should know
That it seems like these are the acts of a fellow member of Skull & Bones

Oh, thanks for cutting my microphone...

I know I'm being kind of an asshole, but I don't really think I'm doing anything wrong

Get your hands off me; he isn't answering! People, please, just gaze below
His veiled pleasantries to see his secrecy - how he plays the show
Now they're arresting me, I didn't do anything! You don't faze me, no...
Oh, someone help me please, police brutality!

Don't tase me, bro!

Oh, ow, ohh

Please let me go!

Please, let me go!

Just let me go!

Let me go!
Track Name: Glen Raphael - Ask A Ninja!
Counting on a ninja for advice
Is not a healthy vice
He may just slice your head...off.
Ninjas are a bit too fond of knives
And taking other lives
And making sure you're dead

Ask a ninja! (ask a ninja!)
He may answer you!
Ask a ninja! (ask a ninja!)
What ninja think and do
If he answers, his memes
Will haunt you in your dreams
And the ninja....
Looks forward to killing you soon!

Ninja have a way of keeping still
They're very hard to kill
You cannot force your will...upon them
Ninja keep their footprint very small
You can't see them at all
Till on their sword you fall

Ninja bowlers always make their pin
Their balls have so much spin
They knock down every lane...at once
Ninja barbers get a healthy tip
Their fingers never slip
Except to cause you pain

[Repeat chorus, then meet a violent and unexpected death]
Track Name: "BucketHat" Bobby - Problems
You're really hungry, but you don't wanna cook.
You don't like to read, but you can't find the audiobook.
You want a drink right now, but the soda's all been shook. (Shaken)

It's sad but it's true.
First world problems hurt me and you.

You've made too much money, now you gotta pay some tax
Can't stay unemployed long enough to relax.
You need to spend some cash, because you've filled the burlap sacks.

It may seem trivial to you,
But first world problems are problems, too.

Can't pay for the phone. Can't pay for the heat.
Gotta choose between paying rent or getting food to eat.
It's happening in your neighborhood, maybe even on your street.

It's a sad fact but it's true.
These kind of problems are first-world problems, too.
Track Name: The Middle Relievers - 2 Eyes 1 Regret
Hello my friend have I got something for you
Just take a seat because this is gonna make ya spew
I can't believe that I'm watching this again
But I'm pretty sure watching you watch will make me grin

Oh what the shit, shes filling it
Up to the brim with poo
This has to stop, please no more slop
I'm going to vomit on you

I don't know how to feel
A body fluid brown smoothie meal
But I just don't know if its real

Why does this exist
My stomach is feeling sick
What did you show me this for
Oh gods shes going back for more

Oh what the fuck, is in that cup
And what is she gonna do
Oh Jesus Christ, I'm terrified
And now the other ones drinking it too

I don't know how to feel
A body fluid brown smoothie meal
But I just don't know if its real

That's got to smell, I'm going to hell
That's some sloppy stinky stew
She dropped an ace, right on her face
I think its time to stop this view

I don't know how to feel
A body fluid brown smoothie meal
To whom does this type of shit appeal
But watching again now I'm sure its real
Track Name: Andy Glover - Hey, Winnebago Man
He’d like to sell you a winnebago
But he’s got a dirty mouth
Someone must have cut him off
On the highway heading south

He let it ruin his day and now he’s a meme,
He’s on his way to internet celebrity.
But man, you really shouldn’t talk that way

He’d like to film a short commercial
But he can’t quite nail the lines
Maybe if he sold more winnebagos
He’d be feeling fine

But he’s stuck in his rage and now he’s a meme,
He’s on his way to internet celebrity.
But man, you really shouldn’t talk that way

Hey winnebago man
I know you’re angry, i understand
But i think you got this, man
Dont worry now, don’t worry now, don’t worry now

There’s nothing else i can say, but now you’re a meme,
You’re on your way to internet celebrity.
But man, you really shouldn’t talk that way
Track Name: Godz Poodlz - Miss Carolina
Miss Carolina, I think that your fine and I
Want to see you in my room every night
There on FOX News with Brit Hume and Steve Doocy
There are so many insights that only you see

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me

Gretchen Carlson and Sarah Palin
I can't even find them on the map!
There's a New Girl on the News
And all the other Beauty Queen will cry.
(Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!)

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me

Miss Carolina, it's not such as China
Like the Irag, they don't got good TV
A US American, Brave, True and Newsy
Smarter by far than Killmeade and Steve Doocy!

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me
(yes, you are, yes, you are)
Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me
Track Name: Jailhouse Payback - Gem Sweater Lady
You are reinforcing this behavior
She's adding gems to every sweater
Attention seeking
Born needing
Every eye in the room on her

Uncomfortable for us
Uncomfortable for everyone
One to zero

She is wearing glasses much to thick
The gems on her sweater seem to blink
Disco nausea
Seizure causin
Every hand in the room on her

Lifting her onto the stretcher
Posing for the picture
Two to zero

She held the stage with tron guy
She sang songs in gold pants
The gifts of the modern age
Are sometimes hard to understand

But you can understand...she's wearing a gem on her sweater
Track Name: Wait What - We R Not Gay
We R not gay: I'm not a fruit
Just because I think John Cusack is cute.
We R not gay: I work on my truck.
It has an engine and a motor and stuff.
We R not gay, no!

We R not gay: I got in a fight.
I'm not really sure, my eyes were closed tight.
We R not gay: I don't like to bake.
But it's my cockatoo's birthday and he needs a cake.
We R not gay, no!

Don't U know overgeneralizations aren't fact?
We're not gay, not that anything is wrong with that.

We R not gay: I don't like pink.
It clashes with the red umbrella placed in my drink.
We R not gay: I like to camp.
Unless it is cold, hot, windy, or damp.
We R not gay, no!

We R not gay: I don't watch glee.
Rachel is annoying and Santana's a bee.
We R not gay: I took wood shop.
I made a beautiful mahogany stick for my mop.
We R not gay, no!
Mens choir sing!

Don't U know overgeneralizations aren't fact.
We're not gay not that anything is wrong with that.

We're not gay, we're not gay, we're not gay, no way.
Track Name: T.C. Elliott - One Red Paperclip
It all started with a red paperclip
I took the journey of my life
On a quest for another trade
I want to trade with you

Don't be shy, tell me what you've got
I just might wanna make the drive
Is it new or is it hand made?
Make an offer I can't refuse

Don't think I don't have the time
To check out what you've got to trade me
Right now I wanna make it mine
This is my destiny

And it's all I can do
To make a trade with you
Just one red paperclip
Whatcha got to trade for it?
What do you have to lose?

A fish-shaped pen or a trip for two
A years free rent in Arizona
It all started with a paperclip
And nothing else to do

This is the story of my life
Trading up for happiness
It started out as just a joke
But now I feel brand new

Don't think I don't have the time
To check out what you've got to trade me
Right now I wanna make it mine
This is my destiny

And it's all I can do
To make a trade with you
Just one red paperclip
Whatcha got to trade for it?
What do you have to lose?
What do you have to lose?
Track Name: Vincent Black Shadow - Baby Panda Sneeze
In the middle of a concrete forest
Sitting out among the chain link trees
Mama Panda had a zenned out morning
Munching on a bunch of bamboo leaves

Mama Panda had imaginations
Thinking all about her Panda dreams
Never thinking bout the next thing coming
From the Baby Panda at her feet
She don’t think twice about
Her little bundle
The coming thunder
From baby’s slumber

She don’t know what be coming
To shake her world

Mama Panda sitting in her corner
Munching on a bit of pepper cane
Then a bit crumb it come asunder
Falling to the Baby Panda’s mane
Oh wicked fate awaking
Her little bundle…

She don’t know what be comin
She caught in her panda dreams
Oh, Mama, ain’t no warning
When Baby Panda sneeze…

Mama’s peace
How fleeting
Baby please
Show mercy as you sneeze
Track Name: Q - Chuck Norris
This song has no harmonies because Chuck Norris had the backup singers- for lunch
Chuck Norris is the one who made George Harrison's guitar weep.
Chuck Norris broke up the Beatles- with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can (kick your ass)
Chuck Norris can (with knuckles of brass)
Chuck Norris can (beat you down)
Chuck Norris can (win the Triple Crown)

Science was blinded by Chuck Norris.
Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin both died of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once conducted an orchestra with his bicep.
Chuck Norris was a bouncer at the Hotel California

Chuck Norris can (make you cry)
Chuck Norris can (make you wanna die)
Chuck Norris can (with his mind)
Chuck Norris can (make you blind)

Janie got a gun- it didn't help.
If you play this song backwards, Chuck Norris will make you explode.
Cee-Lo saw Chuck Norris drivin' round town with the girl he loved and he was all like "well, that's cool"

Chuck Norris can (do as he will)
Chuck Norris can (make you pay your bills)
Chuck Norris can (turn on your mind)
Chuck Norris can (make you eat a pork rind)

Chuck Norris can (burn up your soul)
Chuck Norris can (smoke a crater-sized bowl)
Chuck Norris can (rule the world)
Chuck Norris can (make your chest hair curl)

Chuck Norris can (kick your ass)
Chuck Norris can (with knuckles of brass)
Chuck Norris can (beat you down)
Chuck Norris can (win the Triple Crown)
Track Name: Foobar - Leeroy Jenkins
He was bold like a first responder
He was powerful and he was brave
He feared no danger
Which led him right down to his grave
Don’t worry that he’s AFK
He’s paying attention inside
And as we charge into battle he cries…

Leeroy Jenkins
First on the scene
Leeroy Jenkins
Epic powers unseen
Just don’t call him premature
It’s not his fault that you died
‘cause don’t we all have a little
Leeroy Jenkins inside

Before you hate on Leeroy
Tell me this has never happened to you
It’s late at night with a pretty girl and you know just what to do
You’re both feeling cozy
You started feeling funny
And with that look in her face she sighed. She said…

Leeroy Jenkins
First on the scene
Leeroy Jenkins
Epic powers unseen
Just don’t call him premature
It’s not his fault that you died
‘cause don’t we all have a little
Leeroy Jenkins inside

Being a hero ain’t easy
It isn’t like it looks on TV
You can’t just sit there like Gandalf
Summon eagles whenever you need
It takes meticulous planning
It takes endless grinding
Being a hero is boring
Could it be
Being a hero is dull?

But if you’re ever in trouble
Who would you rather have by your side?
Abdul with his dorky spreadsheets
Or a paladin unafraid to die?
Just don’t call him premature
It’s not his fault that you died
‘cause don’t we all have a little
Leeroy Jenkins inside

A little Leeroy Jenkins inside
Leeroy Jenkins inside
Track Name: Atom & E.V. - Welcome Wagon
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
But this *ing Minnie Winnie with the parts made in Japan.

Oh you'll love the welcome wagon, so let's take a *ing ride
Oh you'll love the welcome wagon, so let's take a *ing ride
Oh you'll love the welcome wagon, so let's take a *ing ride
I filled the *ing tank up, and I'm ridin' low and wide.
24 feet of luxury; flyin' dubya on the side

Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Cuz it's got a *ing kitchen, 2 beds, and a *ing can.

Self-contained, self-propelled, funhouse on *ing wheels,
Self-contained, self-propelled, funhouse on *ing wheels,
Self-contained, self-propelled, funhouse on *ing wheels,
No man is *ing happy, stuck in a * hotel,,
So sign your name right here, and let's make a *ing deal.

Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
Won't you buy a Winnebago from the Winnebago Man?
But this *ing Minnie Winnie with the parts made in Japan.

Repeat Chorus w/ variation.
Track Name: Dex01 - I Hate A Meme (Shadow)
Every Morning I wake up
peel the sleep back from my eyes
and I stare into the screen
and it's always a surprise

It's been days, weeks, months and years
yet it still brings me to tears
Every time I look and see
there's a rage face looking at me

And with the time I've spent on the net
I haven't found anything I hate as much yet

I hate a meme
as no man has ever done before
this cookie cutter, stupid bullshit really is a bore

I hate a meme
and I really am in awe
that this uninspired, worthless garbage
really is adored

Did you know that keyboard cat
is now over 5 years old
and I'm pretty sure
that no one thought
the Tron Guy was pure gold

Nyan Cat always pissed me off
but I'm told it's wrong to scoff
And now I'm screaming on the floor
because I can't take any more

And with all the time I've spent on the net
I haven't found anything I hate as much yet

I hate a meme
as no man has ever done before
this cookie cutter, stupid bullshit really is a bore

I hate a meme
and I really am in awe
this uninspired, worthless garbage
really is adored

Hate, Hate, Hate Hate A Meme (x4)
Track Name: Boffo Yux Dudes - Life Is A Meme (So The Internet Told Me) (Shadow)
Keyboard Cat and Ask a Ninja 
Philosoraptor made me snicka 
 
Advice Dog don't make no sense 
But Courage Wolf's a bit intense 
 
Joseph Ducreux speaks real fancy 
Tron Guy's just a cosplay nancy 
 
Sneezing Baby Panda's cute
And Planking is a real hoot 
 
Epic Beard and Winnebago 
Whatever, man, don't tase me, bro! 
 
Randy Pausch gave his last lecture 
In some spacious architecture 
 
Leeroy Jenkins likes to fight 
And them Boom! Goes the dynamite 
 
He still can't take on Kimbo Slice
Who’s Rage Guy comics come to life
 
Chorus: 
Life is a meme so the internet told me 
I surf all night till my eyeballs can’t see 
I see so much, nothing sticks completely 
Though my head’s full, I’m as dumb as a tree
 
Chuck Norris is toughest of them all
Though Afro Ninja can take a fall
 
2 Girls 1 cup will appeal to ya
If you’re into corprophilia
 
Bert is Evil, don’t be fooled
Miss South Carolina could use some school
 
Gem Sweater Lady’s fashion rules
She’ll drop some science on you fools
 
Dramatic Chipmunk’s on alert
For Disaster Girl, who wants you hurt
 
Socially Awkward Penguin moans
That he is Forever Alone
 
Angry German Kid needs Ritalin
One Red Paper Clip’s a win
 
Happy Tree Friends gross face splat
Battle at Kruger’s more accurate
 
Chorus: 
Life is a meme so the internet told me 
I can’t keep up, I’m still stuck in last week 
I don’t make sense talking to my family 
Might as well give up and get a job in I.T.
 
Mark Mathis thinks he so wacky
Just a nutjob, send him packing
 
Star Wars kid thinks he’s a Jedi
Not so much, bud, oh, well, nice try
 
First World Problems should just bag it
It’s Tourette’s guy now, O, Bob Saget!
 
Long Cat’s song is kinda weird
Like TechnoViking’s crazy beard 
 
Where is Matt?  'Cause he can dance 
But Mosh Girl needs some longer pants 
 
Pedobear and Photobombing 
Just some memes that are alarming
 
Memes they come and go so fast
And very few will ever last
 
Try to keep up if you dare
I’ve got no brain cells left to spare
 
 
Chorus: 
Life is a meme so the internet told me 
It’s impacted me, so I go there boldy 
I though I was hip till the kids Rickrolled me 
At the end of my rainbow is a Nyan Kitty  (reference musically as well)