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Some SpinTuners went on JoCo Cruise 2017. This album was put together to hand out to people on the cruise.

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released March 3, 2017

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Spintown Middletown, Ohio

I run a songwriting contest called SpinTunes. Most of the material hosted on this account is a result of that contest. You can follow the contest on Twitter (@SpinTunes) or my personal account (@Spintown).

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Track Name: Adam Sakellarides - Right Place, Wrong Time (The Time Traveller)
Sitting in a coffee shop
Futzing on the internet
When suddenly I saw a flash of light
She appeared before my eyes
In a svelte coat with gadgetry
And said “Come with me— There’s no time!”

She said “Greetings, sir—
I am from The Future
And a third world war you can help prevent.
We have chosen you
for your tech prowess and ability
to follow directions from smart and pretty women"

And she was right
And she was

It was the right place
But it was the wrong time
But temporal displacement could make you mine
It was the right place
But it was the wrong time
But temporal displacement could make you mine

She teleported us
To the thirtieth century
Asked “Can you help with this archaic technology?"
Showed me an old Mac
From summer 2015
So I DDrescued for file recovery

She said “Wow, you’re good.
Shame have to send you back."

It was the right place
But it was the wrong time
But temporal displacement could make you mine
It was the right place
But it was the wrong time
But temporal displacement could make you mine

I said, "I have a dull ache in my chest"
She said, “That’s a time-travel side-effect”
But I knew better:
It was love

[solo]

In the 21st century
She returned in seconds to update me
We prevented war— mission complete
She said a few months had passed
I noticed an engagement ring
And she disappeared in a flash after a kiss on the cheek

months for her
minutes for me

It was the right place
But it was the wrong time
But temporal displacement could make you mine
It was the right place
But it was the wrong time
But temporal displacement could make you mine
Track Name: Andy Glover - Highway Memories
It's been three hours since the rest stop
When we picked up where we left off
And the decals have all peeled off
Getting beat up by the rain drops

The odometer reads a sequence of threes
I must be out of my head, or...
Up to my knees in Highway Memories
I live and breathe on good times such as these

Our phones have no reception
But who else would I be texting?
We're all here and we're all packed in
And the radio is blasting

The blur of the trees does hypnotize me
I must be out of my head, or...
Up to my knees in Highway Memories
I live and breathe on good times such as these

Under the hood, it's nothing but good
Runs like a dream, I'm...
Up to my knees in Highway Memories
I live and breathe on good times such as these
Track Name: Army Defense - Miss Teen South Carolina
The crowd was sitting
The stage fright was crippling
The stage lights weren't dimming
They felt like a thousand suns

Out came a question
And my thoughts arrested
Held in detention
I wanted to go home

But home is where the beach is
Soft sand to greet you
No maps no teachers
To tell us where to go

Electricity humming
Isn't she funny
Through the tubes running
To all homes everywhere

Home is where the heat is
No lines to lead us
Look at all the people
No knowing where to go

Miss South Carolina learned how mean the world can get when you don't know
Track Name: Atom & EV - The Demon Rig
In diner outside Irving, where I stopped to rest a while
Because your eyes play tricks on a moonless night in the cold & driving rain
A young man pulled up in a Suburu and hurried his way inside
He was a lawyer up from Washington and he said his name was Crane

So I said, "Where you headed son, to go round on a night like this?"
He said, "I only stopped in here to refill on caffiene
I just wrapped up a fat lawsuit, I've been in court these last 3 weeks
Now I'm headed home to TarryTown to see my wife, Katrine."

I said, "Now son you'd best stay in and wait another day
Cuz there's a phantom trucker who roams roads on the moonless nights."
He said, "I'm a man of science, I've got no time for silly superstition
And if I can make the Tarrytown bridge, then I know I'll be alright."

You'd best stay in on a night like this,
In the demon rig's domain
He's cruising all the roads around
Looking for another soul to claim
He'll chase you down the road to hell
Spewing smoke and flame
So don't go out on a moonless night
In the demon rig's domain.

The next day county police pulled his car from TarryTown creek
His fists still gripped the wheel so tight, his face locked in a rictus grin
The cause was unexplainable, there were skid marks for just one car
The locals all shook their heads and knew, the Demon Rig had struck again.

You'd best stay in on a night like this,
In the demon rig's domain
He's cruising all the roads around
Looking for another soul to claim
He'll chase you down the road to hell
Spewing smoke and flame
So don't go out on a moonless night
In the demon rig's domain.

Well, you'll find your life insurance policy won't cover acts of God
When you to go to try to file your claim
But you may call it an accident if there's no witness around
and no one living knows where to cast the blame
Now Kate and I live a quiet life in Sleepy Hollow town
But I may wear a haunted look, because I bear the mark of Cain
Under a tarp in the barn out back if you'd look out there you'd find
My old Peterbilt parked up there, painted up in smoke and flame.

You'd best stay in on a night like this,
In the demon rig's domain
He's cruising all the roads around
Looking for another soul to claim
He'll chase you down the road to hell
Spewing smoke and flame
So don't go out on a moonless night
In the demon rig's domain.
Track Name: Ben Walker - When I'm One Hundred And Two
Remember I asked you back in the day
If you'd always be as good to me as you were then?
Now that we've made it fading to grey
I'm going to have to ask you the question again

We feel as young as the day we met
We may be getting older but we're not dead yet
So now I'm sixty-four I've got a question for you
Are you going to love me when I'm a hundred and two?

The sweater you made me - it's not very good
I've put it with the other ones under the bed
So let's not do what grandparents should
But do whatever the hell we want to instead

We feel as young as the day we met
We may be getting older but we're not dead yet
So now I'm sixty-four I've got a question for you
Are you going to love me when I'm a hundred and two?

We haven't got much of a pension to spend
When you spread it over fifty-eight years
But Dave and Vera could lend us a hand
And Chuck could probably stretch to a couple of beers

So if you can handle living with me
I'm happy hanging on to such a wonderful wife
But tell me the truth now - what will it be?
Do you want a centenarian man in your life?

We feel as young as the day we met
We may be getting older but we're not dead yet
So now I'm sixty-four I've got a question for you
Are you going to love me when I'm a hundred and two?
Track Name: Boffo Yux Dudes - The Ballad Of Henry Pym
Lemme tell you the story of a tiny man
Fightin’ crime the best he can
Good old Hank Pym was a scientist
Doin’ research and checkin’ stuff off his list

He cooked up a powerful new gas
And when the smoke and noise had passed
He woke up shrunken on the floor
He knew he was now something more

He was the Ant-man, he’s the incredible Ant-man
He shrinks to microscopic size
Can’t fight much crime, Lord knows he tries

He’s not strong like the Hulk or Superman
But he’s got lots of tiny friends
The ants upon whom he depends

Built a helmet to communicate
With his six-legged pals so he won’t be late
In kickin’ butt and fighting crime
All powered by his Pym Enzyme

Some Egghead tried to take him down
But Henry took out that dumb clown
Then he met a girl who stung his heart
She crawled under his skin from the start

He is the Giant-man, he’s the extraordinary Giant-man
He grows to such amazing heights
But still looks goofy in his tights

He’s not cool like Dr. Strange or Iron Man
Sometimes when he cannot hack it
He’ll turn into a YellowJacket

Ant-man and the Wasp, they’re quite a team
But Henry lacked a certain self-esteem
He tried to grow, to steal the show
A Goliath among men, you know

But when he had a larger figure
It wasn’t just his head that got bigger
His ego grew to mammoth size
And we all know that’s none too wise

He's Giant Man - Overcompensating Giant Man
He grows to Megolithic size
Crackin’ the bad guys with his thighs.

He's not funny like Howard the Duck or Forbush Man
His brain is losin' all compunction
Right from wrong just will not function

Built a robot who was really bad
Just so he could be a Dad
His Avenger Pals are all so cross
because his moral compass' lost

He’s dicked around for 40 years
And cause his pals nothing but tears
Just hang it up –it’s been too long
You’ve even got a lousy theme song

He is the Ant Man - He's The Pathetic Ant Man
Hey, pal, you should just get a life
What superhero beats his wife?

He's not psychotic like Elektra or Wolverine
But he’s still got his tiny friends
The ants upon whom he depends

Ant Man - He's just Pathetic Ant Man
Track Name: Boffo Yux Dudes - Elf Shot The Food
We pillage and plunder and cause such upheaval
When gathering potions and food from those evil
Berzerkers and wizards and skeleton shambles
That walk with a grunt and avoid all gambles

But The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
Someone shot the food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
Someone shot the food

Any why the hell can't we find any exit
The monsters all crowd in, and that only makes it
That much a bother to get through the level
And drop down the hole as we all start to revel

But The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
Someone shot the food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
Someone shot the food

Remember - don't shoot food

We pillage and plunder and cause such upheaval
When gathering potions and food from those evil
Berzerkers and wizards and skeleton shambles
That walk with a grunt and avoid all gambles

But The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
Someone shot the food
The Elf Shot the Food
The Elf Shot the Food
Someone shot the food

Valkyrie - your life force is running out…
Track Name: Brian Gray - All You Can Eat
Bruce and Chum were prob’ly cruising the Buxton mile
Then there’s me just playing tag-along with my parents to the Island,
Feeling like a plastic bag. Then I saw you and your moves like Jagger.
I literally peed right through my skin. And then we’re floating fin to fin.
I about died when you said,

Meet me at the all-you-can-eat buffet
We’ll share a bite and fill a night that’s melting into day
You make me feel like I can call myself a shark
At the Amity Island Land Park and All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Oh the frenzied feast devoured at that first meal.
The variety of treats, especially the one that I called “longseal”,
With its cover to unwrap. One by one picked off the whitecaps.
Savory red sauce pretty much everywhere. And romance was in the air,
Whatever that is.

Meet me at the all-you-can-eat buffet
We’ll share a bite and fill a night that’s melting into day
You make me feel like I can call myself a shark
At the Amity Island Land Park and All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

You and I were so insane, right up to the hurricane.
A crush of fish, a cloud of bream,
Served up a dish of scattered dreams.
No star to guide a way to find you.

So I’m back again. I do this every year.
When I scan the crowd, and ask aloud if anybody saw you here
And so it goes. This message in a bottlenose
Is just a final filed appeal to fate. Now all I can do is wait
For the day when you will

Meet me at the all-you-can-eat buffet
We’ll share a bite and fill a night that’s melting into day
You make me feel like I can call myself a shark
At the Amity Island Land Park and All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Track Name: Bryce Jensen - Thank You
I’m a little choked up and I’m not sure where to start
But I need to say this from the bottom of my heart
With a past as bad as we’ve had it came as a surprise
Your thoughtfulness has tears of joy streaming from my eyes

I guess that i just really want to say
Thank you for dying
Now I don’t have to kill you
Thank you for dying
Now I don’t have to kill you

You might think I’d be bitter, after all that I had planned
But I got my deposit back on that old cargo van
Besides, the drive would have been horribly inconvenient
Four whole states away to where the sentencing is lenient

I needed this wood chipper anyway
Thank you for dying
Now I don’t have to kill you
Thank you for dying
Now I don’t have to kill you
Thank you for dying
Track Name: Bubba & The Amiable Kraken - Tired Of Counting Down
When I was stupid, dumb and young
They told me not to jump the gun
I'd work the wheel and pop the bung
But things never seemed to get done

I've spent my life just counting sheep
But I've always been fast asleep
It never gets here, it's always past
The present comes and goes so fast

I'm so tired of counting down
Waiting around just gives me a frown
6,5,4,3,2 and 1
Now I won't wait to have my fun

They say it's just around the corner
But if I wait I'll be a mourner
They all said I should wait my turn
But if I do I'll end up in an urn

I'm so tired of counting down
My head's underwater and I just might drown
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
I'm going to grab my share of kicks

They always try to tell you what to do
Stand in line, filling up the queue
But I've got to find someone new
And that is why I need you

I'm so tired of counting down
Let's light the fuse and pain the town
2, 4, 6, 8, 9 and 10
We'll make our way and start again
Track Name: "BucketHat" Bobby - Back From Hell
You thought you could get rid of me
So god-damned easily,
I just can't get it through your head.

I'll walk this world forever,
Bound by vengeance, bound by leather,
My hate remains, although my body's dead.

So live while you're alive,
Say all your goodbyes,
This is only my
Reminder lullaby

Just so you can dwell,
'Till I get back from hell.

Go on and scream.
This ain't no dream
Or do you have to be reminded?

This ain't no joke
I don't blow smoke,
Unless there's dynamite behind it.

So be afraid,
The plans are laid.
Until I've made sure
The favor's been repaid,

I hope that you stay well,
'Till I get back from hell.

So come, my dear, you've got everything to fear
What does it take to make you see your fate's already clear?
If you could hear what we were planning down here,
That little smile you're wearing ear-to-ear will surely disappear.

And so, My foe,
Your time to go,
Is closer than you understand.

It's come to this;
My nemesis.
With his own blood upon his hands.

Fight if you choose,
But there's no use
'Cause I got nothing to lose,
And I'll come back in newer shoes.

And only time will tell,
When I'll come back from hell.
When I come back from hell.
Track Name: Caravan Ray - The Beginning Of The End
Its the beginning of the end
of the start of the middle
of the primary phase of my secondary career
I'm gonna make a new start
and burn down all my bridges
only one way to go -
Up from here

Bundy on at 8am
And I sit on the scanner with by pants down around by knees
And I'll email jpegs of my arse crack out to all my favourite fellow employees
Because I don't need this place no more
There are opportunities outside that door

Its the beginning of the end
of the start of the middle
of the primary phase of my secondary career
I'm gonna make a new start
and burn down all my bridges
only one way to go -
Up from here

Now it's time to steal stationary
I unlock the cupboard and I fill my bag right up
And then secretly I rub my penis 'round the drinking rim of the bosses coffee cup
Cos this life is just not good enough for me
There's something else that I would rather be

Its the beginning of the end
of the start of the middle
of the primary phase of my secondary career
I'm gonna make a new start
and burn down all my bridges
only one way to go -
Up from here
Up from here
Up from here
Up from here

Well I don't need these 9 to 5 gigs
(no day job, don't want a day job)
I'm an internet rock star, can't you see?
(he's a Rock God, a total Rock God)
I'll make a million soon now that my tracks are played on Spotify
at $0.0000000000000002c a play
Hey!

Its the beginning of the end
of the start of the middle
of the primary phase of my secondary career
I'm gonna make a new start
and burn down all my bridges
only one way to go -
Up from here
Its the beginning of the end
of the start of the middle
of the primary phase of my secondary career
I'm gonna make a new start
and burn down all my bridges
only one way to go -
Up from here
Track Name: Charlie McCarron - The Pac​-​Man Duet
I'd chew through this maze
I'd eat till I puke
If it leads your way

I'd stand up to ghosts
If only to show
I love you the most

I'd gamble my life
If it meant that I
Could meet
With you

Blinky and Pinky and Inky and Clyde
He's so stupid, but he gets me every time

You and me
And all that we see
We're puppets in one big lie

And those who play
So recklessly brave
They don't care if we live or
Track Name: Chris Cogott - Roadward Bound
Mmmmm mmmmmmmm lai la la la lai
Mmmmm mmmmmmmm lai la la la lai

It feels good to be home
But I've been sitting here too long
The railway station calls my name
Everybody thinks they know exactly how I'm feeling

Is there still room for a one man band
Who's destination clearly lies across the land
I'm back on the road that's where I belong
And this time I'm taking my love with me

I'm bringing all my nicotine patches
I ain't bringing any cigarettes or matches
'Cause I don't smoke anymore
My guitar and magazines are all I need
But nowhere as much as the girl I love

Is there still room for a one man band
Who's destination clearly lies across the land
I'm back on the road that's where I belong
And this time I'm taking my love with me

I'm singing songs in places see all the strangers faces
I'm sorry that I've been away so long
And the night always ends too fast
I look forward to the next time
Now I'm gonna make this journey last

Is there still room for a one man band
Who's destination clearly lies across the land
I'm back on the road that's where I belong
And this time I'm taking my love with me
And this time I'm taking my love with me
Track Name: David Ritter - Pitfall!
I have no weapons
But my own 2 legs

Fire it wants to burn me
I won't let it hurt me

I feel so far away
Jungle's such a lonely place

Crocodile at my feet
Quicksand to consume me

I'm swinging on a vine
Gold & Silver - Oh it's mine

I'm swinging on a vine
You are on my mind

Rattlesnake's rattle and Scorpion Tails
Obstacles that are along the trail

Rattlesnake's rattle and Scorpion Tails
Obstacles that are along the trail

Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Track Name: Dex01 - Monster
when you
when you call

do you feel nothing
nothing at all

it's like a sickness that won't go away
what can I do to keep it at bay

I'm like a monster better lock me away
cause if I see you who knows what I will say
yeah I can hear I can hear you call
but you see through me you see nothing at all

It's been weeks now since I've seen your face
And there's this feeling in my stomach that's telling me you can't be replaced

So I'll just keep it all to myself
are you feelin how I'm feelin or are you with somebody else

I'm like a monster better lock me away
cause if I see you who knows what I will say
yeah I can hear I can hear you call
but you see through me you see nothing at all

Nothing at all can change what I have done
Now I'm just looking for the cure to stop my body feeling numb

yeah when you
when you don't call

I feel nothing
nothing at all

I don't see you when I'm awake
And still I wonder what would it take

I'm not a monster please don't lock me away
if I try hard enough I know I can change
and I can hear it I can hear the call
no I don't wanna no I don't wanna fall
Track Name: Denise Hudson - Invisible Girl
Stare through my hands again
Blue page to tempt me to tell … my secret
But you seem to guess it so well

Yes, no one sees the whole
It spins so close to home, truth hits down to the bone
But you get it so totally; you alone seem to see
All the way through me

Are you my friend or my enemy

And I don't let anyone, or anything see me
Invisible Girl / invisible me
The secrets inside me burn so deeper than lightning
The sneaking the fighting … the hiding
And you think that just because you see
Thru walls that you can see
Invisibly

My disguise slipped last night
Those x-ray eyes … of yours
Saw me fade right through the exit door
Of course I'm running away

Yeah you run away too you know
Sometimes I see your eyes
Sometimes we'll go away together to fight crime

And if we could fly it might stop us from falling

And if I could let somebody see the
Invisible Girl / Invisible me
The secrets inside me have always had only one key
And I guess that you want to unlock me

And You see me walk alone on a tightrope
And I will not wear my heart out on my sleeve
You say what you think
Do you think we'd make a good team?

Invisible Girl / invisible me
Could you call the shots
Could I be your robin or would you be
One nation indivisible under me?
Could we be so lucky?
Track Name: Dr. Lindyke featuring Cherry Pi - Date Night
[tv noises]

[she] This movie’s not very good. I’m bored.
[he] Well, it IS date night. [turns off tv] What would you like to do?
[she] I don’t know, Let’s do something different.

[he] hmmm... different...
Baby I know you like to have a good time...
Well, the phone is off the hook and the kids are at your mom’s
May I suggest a little game where we can have a few kicks
A little more entertaining than a night of Netflix?

[she] go on...

It’s a little bit of whip, a little bit of chain
It’s a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain
It’s a little bit of you and a little bit of me
Baby, let’s go to bed sore and wake up happy.

[dialogue over the groove]
[she] I was kind of hoping you’d go there
[he] oh, really?
[she] In fact, I got us a little present, just in case.
[he] oh, REAlly?
[she] oh, yeaaaaah….

*snikt!*

[she takes the reigns]
To keep you in your place ‘cause I like it rough
Let me introduce you to my brand-new cuffs
They’re covered in fur so they don’t chafe
And you can pick a word to keep you safe

It’s a little bit of whip, a little bit of chain
It’s a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain
It’s a little bit of you and a little bit of me
I want to go to bed sore and wake up happy.

[he] Babe, they say if nothing’s ventured, nothing’s gained
[she] You know I like my lovers with some spirit I can tame
[he] I have got the fire stoked bright to light your brand
[she] So everybody knows that you’re my man

[both]
It’s a little bit of whip, a little bit of chain
It’s a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain
[he] It’s a little bit of you
[she] and a little bit of me
[both] Let’s go to bed sore and wake up…. happy.

[laughter]
Track Name: Duality - Mars Ain't The Kind Of Place
Unpack my bags... I'm coming home
And home is where my heart is
And I've been gone so long
It's strange that I can't fly
Strange that I can't fly

But now I see, what I could never see
When I flew in the sky
Forever night, every day!
I could not see the stars
But now my nights are everything
The nights will all be mine
Till I'll no longer be
Till I'll no longer be...
...the Rocket Man

My final flight... came to your door
Our home was left as always
'Cos I'd been gone so long
And I had flown so high
I had flown so high

And now I see, what I could never see
When I flew in the sky
Forever night, but now those stars
I see them in your eyes
And now our nights are everything
The nights are yours and mine
And I'll no longer be
And I'll no longer be
...the Rocket Man

This timeless flight
Is done and gone
But you can give me time
And give me peace...

So I will be inside your arms
The only place I long to be
And I will be
Where I can sleep
The Earth will cradle me
And I'll no longer be
I'll no longer be...
Track Name: Edric Haleen - Lansing, Michigan
In honor of SpinTunes Two . . .
We’d like to present to you . . .
A “not-so-very-long,”
Completely worthless song
About Lansing, Michigan!

Lansing, Michigan’s
The greatest place on earth!
So why not come to Lansing
And be part of all the mirth?
We’re selling houses here
For nearly half of what they’re worth
In Lansing, Michigan!

Don’t believe the news --
Our city’s not a dive.
Our unemployment’s ten percent,
But -- eh! -- we still survive!
‘Cause once GM is solvent,
Our economy will thrive
In Lansing, Michigan!

It’s true -- for major sports teams
We’re a little too far west.
We can go watch the Lugnuts,
But Detroit’s got all the rest.
But even if we’re lacking,
There’s a fact that brings us smiles --
We’re very proud to say
There’s not a Wolverine for miles!!

Lansing, Michigan
Is where you oughtta be!
So many bars to frequent
And so many sights to see!
And if you come to visit
You could come and visit me!!

In Lan...
(Don’t be a prima donna!)
...sing . . .
(You know you really wanna!)
Michigan!
(We don’t you come and visit me?)

(It’s nowhere NEAR Ohio!!!)
Track Name: Emperor Gum - Guardian
Sleep tight, dreams will never hurt you
Rest and night will soon be done
Nightmares, no matter how they scare you
They'll scatter in the morning sun

But its not dreams I fear
I'm afraid to even open my eyes
A monster lurks here I'm sure
When its dark it will arise

Guardian, they say you're just a toy
What you do it so much more than to bring me joy
Guardian, you must be brave
When I sleep its me you save

Each night, knocking at my window
When I look there's nothing there
I fear, there's always something hiding
You're here to protect me, Teddy Bear

The monster creeps here I'm sure
I know its waiting till I close my eyes
Holding you I've nothing to fear
When I sleep you will arise

Guardian, you're more than just a toy
Standing ever watchful over every girl and boy
Guardian, I know its true
I will always trust in you
Track Name: Foobar - Leeroy Jenkins
He was bold like a first responder
He was powerful and he was brave
He feared no danger
Which led him right down to his grave
Don’t worry that he’s AFK
He’s paying attention inside
And as we charge into battle he cries…

Leeroy Jenkins
First on the scene
Leeroy Jenkins
Epic powers unseen
Just don’t call him premature
It’s not his fault that you died
‘cause don’t we all have a little
Leeroy Jenkins inside

Before you hate on Leeroy
Tell me this has never happened to you
It’s late at night with a pretty girl and you know just what to do
You’re both feeling cozy
You started feeling funny
And with that look in her face she sighed. She said…

Leeroy Jenkins
First on the scene
Leeroy Jenkins
Epic powers unseen
Just don’t call him premature
It’s not his fault that you died
‘cause don’t we all have a little
Leeroy Jenkins inside

Being a hero ain’t easy
It isn’t like it looks on TV
You can’t just sit there like Gandalf
Summon eagles whenever you need
It takes meticulous planning
It takes endless grinding
Being a hero is boring
Could it be
Being a hero is dull?

But if you’re ever in trouble
Who would you rather have by your side?
Abdul with his dorky spreadsheets
Or a paladin unafraid to die?
Just don’t call him premature
It’s not his fault that you died
‘cause don’t we all have a little
Leeroy Jenkins inside

A little Leeroy Jenkins inside
Leeroy Jenkins inside
Track Name: Glen Raphael - Billion Metal Dollars
We're broke, no clout, pockets all turned out
Still there's a billion metal dollars in a box
No cloth, no trees
Just brass and manganese
A billion metal dollars in a box

You wonder
How did we get into this position?
Minting more won't keep our bills at bay
men of numismatic disposition tried
to put the coins in play
It didn't pay

So goodbye, see ya
Sacajawea couldn't help you spend
the dollars in the box

And it's hard to know what anybody's thinking
The best intentions rarely turn out well
Stay with me and dance
We'll sing of failed romance
hope that we won't be the coins
They couldn't sell

We're broke, no clout, pockets all turned out
Just like a billion metal dollars in a box
Track Name: Godz Poodlz - Wake At The Sunnyside
When you want a happy ending
Take matters into your own hands
Don't leave your grieving loved ones
To make the final plans

At Sunnyside Funeral Home®
Make a lasting last impression
You'll just Rest In Peace
As you receive the best reception

And we offer a lifetime guarantee

You'll be so beautiful
As if you were still alive
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

You'll be so beautiful
As if you had never died
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

When you want a funeral party
To be a lifetime celebration
Your mourners will all envy
Your internment or cremation

At Sunnyside Funeral Home®
If your demise is rather hasty
We'll go beyond the pale
So you don't look dull or pasty

And we take Major Credit Cards and cash

You'll be so beautiful
As if you had never died
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

You'll be so beautiful
Infused with finest formaldehyde
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

You'll be so beautiful
And you'll be so surprised
You'll feel so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®
Track Name: Gorbzilla featuring The Gorbzookies - Than Infinity
I love you more than Star Wars
I love you more than Ice Cream
I love you more than Dinosaurs
I love you more than Video Games

I love you more than Infinity

I love you more than Comic Books
I love you more than Dancing
I love you more than Jupiter
I love you more than Sleeping

I love you more than Infinity

I love you more than Free Beer
I love you more than The Universe
I love you more than Outer Space
I love you more than Everything

I love you more than Infinity

I love you more than Infinity
Track Name: Governing Dynamics - Forward
Lean into the wind
Thought that the air
Would carry the wreckage
And cover the earth again

All our best intentions
Reduced to their dimmest
Their grey and least
No excuse for giving in

Stop stalling and straighten up
The future is not yet arranged
Maybe in a minute or two it won't
Feel so damn strange

This is not done
We are not lost
This story is not complete
Atfer all that we've won
And all that it cost
Now's not the time
To accept defeat

No surrender
No retreat
Just forward

Stop thinking your sliding down
The egde is further than you thought
If you only saw the distance down
You just might jump off

This is not done
We are not lost
This story is not complete
Atfer all that we've won
And all that it cost
Now's not the time
To accept defeat

No surrender
No retreat
No conditions, no concessions
No defeat, no direction
But forward

Forward, forward
Move forward, move forward

This is not done
We are not lost
This story is not complete
Atfer all that we've won
And all that it cost
Now's not the time
To accept defeat

The road is ahead
And the lights are all on
The fire grows high
And the doubt is all gone
There's nothing behind
That we want or we need
Deceptions and lies
We no longer believe

No surrender, no retreat
No conditions, no concessions
No defeat
Just forward
Track Name: Heather Miller - You Make Me
You make my skin itch
I can’t stand your breath across my cheek
You make me weak
You make me weak
You make me weak

You make my days dark
I’m not sure I’ll see the sun again
too mean a friend
too mean a friend
too mean a friend

You’re so cold and unfeeling
Blind to all the pain you are dealing

You make my feet numb
Then you steal my sense of solid ground
You knock me down
You knock me down
You knock me down

You make my lips crack
and you even make them bleed sometimes
too cruel a crime
too cruel a crime
too cruel a crime

I can’t escape you, you’re everywhere I turn
But you don’t notice me or care

You’re so cold and unfeeling
Blind to all the pain you are dealing

You make my skin itch
I can’t stand your breath across my cheek

You make my days dark
I’m not sure I’ll see the sun again

You make my feet numb
Then you steal my sense of solid ground

You make my lips crack
and you even make them bleed sometimes

I can’t escape you, you’re everywhere I turn
But you don’t notice me or care

You’re so cold and unfeeling
Blind to all the pain you are dealing

You make my skin itch
You make my days dark
You make my feet numb
You make my lips crack

You make my skin itch
You make my days dark
You make my feet numb
You make my lips crack
Track Name: Heather Zink - Dementia
Tomorrow is coming, it's all I know for sure
My mind is going, my life is a blur
Each time I recognize it's always the first
I don't remember if this time is my worst

Tomorrow will be here, or I'll be out of time
My features have shriveled, none of them are mine

And I'm so scared of losing my mind
My friends, my home my, child I've had to leave behind
And I'm so scared of losing control
My dignity, my self, my body, and my soul

Tomorrow is coming, it's all I know for sure
My mind is going, my life is a blur
Each time I recognize it's always the first
I can't remember if this time is my worst

Tomorrow will be here, or I'll be out of time
My features have shriveled, none of them are mine

And I'm so scared of losing my mind
My dignity, my home I've had to leave behind
And I'm so scared of losing control...
Track Name: Inverse T. Clown - Caroline Is Dead
I came home to Caroline every single day
I'd bring her favorite brand of wine and flowers, too, of course
But then, one day, that gal o' mine, she up and walked away
Straight to her attorney, to file for divorce

Well, I grew up a poor kid, and I can tell you now,
I don't let people take my things, no way, no how
She said that we were over, and I took that in stride
But imagine my relief when I heard that she died
She left the lawyer's office, tried to cross the street
Didnt see the karma truck, now she's dead meat

Oh, Caroline is dead,
Caroline is dead
I mean, yeah, it's sad she's laid out on the slab
But on the bright side she bought it while we were still wed
There won't be a divorce, wasitng cash on the courts
And, inevitably, giving half to that whore
I'm not gonna lie
It brings a tear to my eye
That I get to keep all my stuff

I get to keep my money, my savings sure are safe
I get to keep my marble bust of Matt from "Melrose Place"
I get to keep the penthouse suite, I get to keep the Benz
And now, since there's no pickin' sides, I'm keepin' all my friends
I get to keep the labrador, I get to keep her cat
But give me just a couple days and I'll send that one back

Oh, Caroline is dead,
Caroline is dead
I'm sure it would suck getting hit by a truck
With the whole tractor/trailer impaled thru your head
But it's perfectly timed, and I'm happy to find
That I'm single again and it won't cost a dime
I'm not gonna lie
It brings a tear to my eye
That I get to keep all my stuff

Maybe this isn't the way
That a husband should handle a eulogy
But right now, I really don't care
Beause she tried to make a fool of me
Maybe next time she'll be a little bit considerate
And think about the gravity of her unchained rapacity
And then she might become contrite and try to set her errors right
But wait, no, I'm wrong 'cause she's dead

You know, I really loved her, that's why we tied the knot
But I guess she was never satisfied with what she got
It seems she planned to pilfer my possessions and abscond
But all she took was a truck to the face and beyond
Yes, the Good Lord did smite her, and smiled on me
So I don't have to fight her to keep the t.v.

Oh, Caroline is dead,
Caroline is dead
It might seem unfair that I'm walkin' on air
But she was gonna take my stuff, and now she's too dead!
Now I'm free to procure all that I can afford
And there's no greedy bitch in my way anymore
And I'm not gonna lie
It brings a tear to my eye
That I get to keep all my stuff
Track Name: Jacob Haller - From Your Neighbors
Happy Valentine's Day from all your friends and neighbors
To the couple living in apartment three.
We still remember the day
you moved in across the way.
You were so cute, so fun, and so friendly.

We've had a great time getting to know you.
You know your barbeques all rate a solid ten.
But there's something you should know,
In the interest of full disclo...sure,
'Cause honestly's the way to treat a friend.

We can hear you fucking.
We thought you would want to know:
We can hear you fucking.
From above your room, and also from down below.
You're consenting adults, you can do whatever you want to.
But these walls are so thin, and we think you should think this through.

You guys are pounding away for hours at a time,
And I'm not saying that we're not kind of impressed,
But it's awkward, while you're screwing,
When our kids ask what you're doing.
Some of us use it to describe where babies come from.

And we know that everyone has these urges.
We can tell your hormone levels are beyond words.
And you're young and fancy free,
And everyone needs a hobby,
But you don't hear us screaming about Angry Birds. (Well, maybe Bob sometimes.)

We can hear you fucking
Even when you're home all alone.
We can hear you fucking
Even when you're having sex on the phone.
We've tried dropping hints, but the message hasn't got through,
That's why we're resorting to sending this card to you:
We can hear you fucking.
Track Name: Jailhouse Payback - First Time Caller
I'm a first time caller
long time listener
I'm a first time lover
long time drinker
this was my last time trying
my last time believing in you
it's true

it was a cold december evening in my pickup
it was the last night with my first love you see
I found a letter that had fallen from your coat
it said "i love you", but it wasn't from me

so i'm calling, mr. D.J., to ask you
Is there a way to take away this pain
Because i'm crying and drink in' and I'm going insane
because the letter was signed my best friend's name

so I'm a first time caller
long time listener
I'm a first time lover
long time drinker
this was my last time trying
my last time believing in you
it's true

so you people listening on the A.M. radio
Take this as a warning
i hope that it makes sense
Keep your lover close
and don't look in her coat
And never introduce her to your friends
Track Name: James Young - Love (Actually)
Love Actually is a film I've seen a lot
I know it isn't perfect but it somehow hits the spot
If you're looking for a Christmas film it's either that, Die Hard or Elf
But I would always choose Love Actually myself.

Bilbo Baggins gets naked with a girl and they fake it but then they fall in love
Rick Grimes stalks Keira Knightly, although rather politely, but she still loves the guy from 12 Years A Slave

Love actually is a film I even own
I know it's far from perfect but it gets me in the zone
If you cannot find a copy you can borrow my blu-ray
But don't think for a minute that I'm giving it away

Hans Gruber flirts with his PA and upsets his lady: that's really not cool, Hans
Skinny guy flys to Wisconsin where all the girls want him cos he's got a cute British accent
Qui-Gon Jin cries cos his wife has died but then to his surprise he finds Claudia Schiffer by his side
BIlly Bob Thornton kisses Hugh Grants tea lady and that makes him crazy and so he fires her but then changes his mind

Love actually is a film I've seen a lot
I know it isn't perfect but it somehow hits the spot
If you're looking for a Christmas film it's either that, Die Hard or Elf
But I would always choose Love Actually myself.
Track Name: Jason Morris - Burning For You
Your Golden hair down to your waist
I glance at you and you look away
You're the only girl who's ever caught my eye
In the corner of the room I sit
I was always scared out of my wits
I can never find the words to say what's on my mind

But I finally found a way to shake this off
A way to show you just what you have lost
I'm gonna burn myself into your mind
Because im burning for you

They said that you're out of my league
That you are just too good for me
They said that I could never make you mine
But I can't wait to see you face
as I watch you watch me immolate
The love I have for you cant be denied.

Just a little bit of has to soak the cloth
an itty bitty spark will set things off
im gonna burn myself into your mind
You know Im' burning for you

Well it's dangerous combination
When loneliness and desperation
and a little obsession crash
And it's with grim determination
That I hold this burning match
everyone will know my name
and how your brought my life to ashes
Cause I'm burning for you
Track Name: Jenny Katz - Boom Goes The Dynamite
Another noontime, another key
Another place I'm not supposed to be
I check the number to confirm I've found the room
He comes entangled and so do I
There's no excuse so I don't even try
I see him silhouetted by the window cross the room
boom boom

You wouldn't see him and understand
He's not a Clooney or a Cary Grant
He has nothing of the qualities you might assume
Yet real life does not exist for me
The only distance is from him to me
I estimate it's seven steps across the room till
Boom boom goes the dynamite

My knees are trembling, my tongue is tied
I'm not thinking with my conscious mind
I have to hold the doorframe not to swoon
Another noontime, another key
Another place I'm not supposed to be
And then he bends to kiss me where I put on my perfume
Boom boom goes the dynamite

I feel like Wile E. Coyote
trying to catch the bird in every show
Laying out the wire and the birdseed
But we all know where the bomb will blow

It isn't love, we're almost sure
What we have is deep but not exactly pure
We won't be topping any cake with a mini bride and groom
And yet there's something when it's time to go
Though neither he nor I would ever let it show
that we leave our hearts in pieces scattered round the room
Cause boom boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom goes the dynamite
Track Name: Jerry Skids - Not A Good Guy
We’ve been best of friends since 1969
We’ve had our differences throughout the years
Our relationship’s been in a slow decline
Lately suspicion constantly interferes
It started when I found a ticket to Dallas
Dated November, 1963
And all the photos he took of the palace
When he met Ayatollah Khomeini

It was odd when he went dancin’ with Mary, Squeaky, and Manson
Cos those hippy friends of his were not all there
Grover kept sayin’ “I told ya” when he came back from Cambodia
Praising Pol Pot’s work in the Red Khmers

So although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy

Now Prairie Dawn and Count keep pushin’ me to skip town
Before I end up taking blame for his mess
Like O.J. and the Ramseys lives were turned upside-down
Because my oval-headed friend won’t confess
He sent out packages that all seemed to tick
While he rambled against technology
He exclaimed, “Why can’t we all just collect paperclips?!”
And he put the blame on Ted Kaczynski

Befriended hooded guys on horses carrying nooses and torches
Visited the night the first Gordon fled
After the Embassy was bombed, he left Nairobi with Saddam
And dropped off fireworks boxes in Enschede

And although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
And there’s no reason to ask him to clarify
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy

So, he sold Jim Jones the cyanide
He used to spike the punch for Revolutionary Suicide
Coincidence that this coincides
In ‘82, when Bert gave Mr. Hooper Tylenol the day that he died
It’s gotta be here in my imagination
There’s no way he could be this evil...

He got his pilot’s license in 2001
I got a call from him one Tuesday mornin’
He told me, “Say goodbye to Big Bird, Oscar, everyone”
I thought his flight was comin’ home from Boston... ... ... ...

So although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
No matter what I think, I’ll never testify
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
So although it’s way too hard to say goodbye
I know my buddy, Bert, is not a good guy
Track Name: Jon Eric - Candy Cigarette
You never call me when you're sober
You say we're over
Although I've missed you
So even though it's just a sex thing
When you're texting
I can't resist you

Well, I shouldn't settle for whatever I can get
But you're like a candy cigarette

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

I eat whatever junk's in reach, things
like gummy peach rings
or even pork rinds
I sent a message to you tonight
I'm hoping you might
be in the wrong mind

And I should never stoop to begging for your scraps
But you're like a creme-filled game of craps

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

We know our bitter selves
So let's not kid ourselves
At least not any longer than it takes to binge and purge
In this metaphor
I'm not some kind of petit four
That you can reach for anytime you can't resist the urge

It's all self-loathing with a heaping side of scorn
You're like cookie-dough-core porn

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich
Track Name: Josh Holober​-​Ward - Internet Cats
I'm not too fond of rainbows
I hate poptarts as well
Flying through space with a smile on my face
But my life is a living hell

I've got twenty-seven other original songs
I would gladly sing instead
But all they wanna hear is that nyan-nyan crap
Again and again and again

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
I have ambition, I have pride
I can has feelings just like you
I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
You know memes but
You don't know me at all
Me at all
Me-ow-owww meow meow meow

They call me looooooong cat
But that's wrong
I'm not really aaaaaaaalll that
That long.

It's been blown way out of proportion
Fabrication is all that's left
Everyone has seen my length,
But no one knows my depth.

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
I have ambition, I have pride
I can has feelings just like you
I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
You know memes but
You don't know me at all
Me at all
Me-ow-owww meow meow meow

I didn't write the music
I'm not even playing the keys
A stupid song and a stupider shirt
Well I guess that's my legacy

This is not who I am, can't even look at the camera
I'm a star and I'm a fraud
Shut my eyes through the pain, but at the end of the day
There's no one there to play me off

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
Just cuz I'm feline doesn't mean I don't have
Feelings just like you
I am a cat, an internet cat, yeah
And don't you ever forget that
You know memes but you
Don't know me
You know memes but you
Don't know me
You know memes but you
Don't know me-ow
Meowmeow meow
Track Name: Jutze - I Love The Dead
I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
So far none of them came back to complain

I'm just a happy undertaker - I aim to please
I'm making sure you'll get the perfect grave to rest in peace
Sometimes I feel a little bit misunderstood
Because death is my business - and business is good

I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally

This funeral home is the place I call home
And with the graveyard next door I never feel alone

I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
So far none of them came back to complain

I don't mean to offend - I just really like my job
I take care of the bodies before they start to rot
I can give you silence - I can give you thunder
Either way you'll end up six feet under

I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
This is the grave digger's delight
Track Name: Kevin Savino​-​Riker - Wait Right There
Yesterday, tomorrow
Just abstract versions of now
Why do they make a difference?
When now's all we can experience anyhow?

Give or take, or borrow
There's a choice in how we share
No matter where you think you're headed
I choose to get you closer to getting there

I hear your call
You push my buttons
I'll come runnin'

Wait right there
(I wanna get up for you)
Wait right there
(I wanna meet up with you)
Wait right there
(I wanna get up for you)
Wait right there
(I'll make it up to you)

You look at me, so impatient
I could never take your stares
Won't let you down unless you ask me to
'Til then I'm yours to direct me anywheres

I hear your call
You push my buttons
I'll come runnin'

Wait right there
(I wanna get up for you)
Wait right there
(I wanna meet up with you)
Wait right there
(I wanna get up for you)
Wait right there
(I'll make it up to you)
Track Name: Lucky Witch And The Righteous Ghost - Hey Mister
Never saw her coming
’til it was too late
couldn’t slow down, had to get away
Take a left, take a left, take a left
‘cause we can’t make it right
blood on the wheels
and a scream in the night

Accelerating past the fear
still see her in the rearview mirror

Still see her on the roadside
body broke and twisted, hitching a ride
hit the gas, hit the gas, hit the gas
‘cause we can’t hit the brakes
drive faster in the night
to escape our mistakes

Accelerating past the fear
still see her in the rearview mirror

don’t look back
don’t look back
don’t look back
hey mister, can I get a ride

don’t look back
don’t look back
don’t look back
hey mister, can I get a ride

don’t look back
don’t look back
don’t look back
hey mister, can I get a ride

don’t look back
don’t look back
don’t look back
hey mister, can I get a ride

hey mister, can I get a ride
hey mister, can I get a ride
Track Name: Mariah Mercedes - Election Of Love
boy
who you gunna run to when the shit hits the fan

boy
cant you see you’ve made a mistake she dont know how to behave

you made a wrong move
she don’t represent you
i don’t wanna get political
but that girl is a stereotypical bitch

election of love
she can’t love you like i can
she don’t know how to love a man
love a man
love a man like you

election of love
she don’t get you like i do
she don’t know how to move you
move a man
move a man like you

boy
you know youre lookin like a fool

boy
i’m boutta take you to school, i’m boutta teach you the truth

you made a wrong move
she don’t represent you
i dont wanna get political
but that girl you picked is a rather basic bitch

election of love
she can’t love you like i can
she don’t know how to love a man
love a man
love a man like you

election of love
she don’t get you like i do
she don’t know how to move you
move a man
move a man like you
Track Name: Mark Humble - I'm Q​*​Bert, Babe
I’m Q*bert babe, I’ll fall for you
And you will fall for me, too
Let’s meet at the arcade down by the mall
I’ll be the one rockin’ colorful balls

I’ve got five, mmm, five megahertz of pure
Computer generated fantasy, girl
Try me once, ooh yeah, let’s start
I’ll take your quarters, then I’ll steal your heart

Now, I do not run around like Pac Man
I live on the edge of outer space
My pyramid schemes bring you back again yeah
Just jump right in to our special place …

Yeah yeah yeah!

At first you’re amused by my demise
But soon You’ll be haunted and then - surprise!
You relate to my terror as if its your own
That’s when I own you like a dog owns a bone

I’m Q*bert babe, you’ll fall for me
Just like my nemesis - Coily
So finish up that slice of pizza
I’ll school you in the ways of Nietzsche

Q*bert babe
Not Shoe*bert babe
I'm Q*bert babe
Q*bert babe
Track Name: MC Ohm​-​I - Down In Plankistan
I wanted to take a trip to the Arabian Peninsula
That's the Middle East for those of you who aren't into the
Geographical locations of Central Asia
But then my travel agent then told me something major

He said recently that there's a strange demand
To take vacations to the resorts in a strange new land
I thought the dude was jokin' and was playin', man
And then he told me the place was called Plankistan

I said, thank you man. And made my reservations
Hoping this new land would exceed my expectations
Of having a good time in a place that was distant
Little did I know that I'd amazed by it's existence

The moment I arrived the clock struck 12
And it looked like people were making a fool out themselves
And that's when I realized this was a strange little place
Cause everybody stopped just to lay on their face

Everywhere I go
Everybody's laying on their face fo' sho
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)

From resort hotel rooms
All the way to the desert sand dunes
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)
I see them planking (down in Plankistan)

It appeared to me everyone near to me
Synchronized planks at the same time eerily
Then somebody whispered "Hey, you! You seem dumb!
Hurry and plank now before the police come!"

But it was too late. These policemen were mad buff
Three big dudes approaching me with handcuffs
They arrested me quick once I put my hands up
And took me to straight to their boss who they said ran stuff

The boss asked if I knew the local laws
I told him I didn't know and that I was appalled
That everyone lays on the ground in that strange fashion
He told me from now on to the take the same action

Cause if I got caught again breakin' the law
That they'd be breakin' my jaw and castratin' my balls
So when they let me go and the clock struck three
I had to stop walkin' 'round and get down on the street

Later that night, I went a club
To find a beautiful woman who would give me some love
When 9PM rang, everyone planked really hard
And I saw the sexiest girl planking on the bar

We talked a bit and then I brought my hotel
And it was around midnight and I thought "Oh well"
We'll be in my room and everything will be private
And nobody will see us not planking when the time hits

I shoulda known better cause when she was on top
And the clock struck 12 she decided to stop
And plank on me. So I thought I should remind her
That even though she stopped, that I was still inside her

I got tired of her planking and pushed her off
And she was looking lost and I got angered man
I caught the next plane out this strangest land
And never again did I visit Plankistan
Track Name: Megalodon - Stout Cortez
End of days, just amazed at where the journey led
Far from home, all alone with no way back again
The tales they told, worn out and old, they are all emptied out
The way ahead you chose instead, better without a doubt

Just when you thought you'd seen it all
Welcome to the something new
You don't know just what you must have fallen into

Standing on a ledge
Right on the edge
Of the only world you've ever known
You're watching last light
Fade out of sight
Over an ocean yet unknown

It wasn't you, but Balboa who first took this vista in
But just the same you gave your name to this new reckoning
A tiny tomb that rubber room where you spent all your time
A kaleidoscope of familiar tropes hiding the sublime

Just when you knew nothing at all
Beckoned into fading blue
You can't think much when paying such over-dues

Standing on a ledge
Right on the edge
Of the only world you've ever known
You're watching last light
Fade out of sight
Over an ocean yet unknown

just when you see with clarity
the light might fly from you
the watcher of the skies can close his eyes for a few

Standing on a ledge
Right on the edge
Of the only world you've ever known
You're watching last light
Fade out of sight
Over an ocean yet unknown
Track Name: Mick Bordet - The Highland Coo Song
There you stand, majestic, at the foot of the glen
Maintaining your composure in the biting wind and rain
Take a good long look around, you'll not be here again
The lorry comes to pick you up tomorrow

You're gonna be my burger
You're gonna be my steak
We'll slice and dice and barbecue you
This evening by the lake

You just look so damn tasty
You great big hairy coo
I wanna run right over there
And lick you

I'm told it will be humane and you'll surely feel no pain
Your short time of discomfort will be my belly's gain
There's not one bit of you will go to waste, I'm glad to say
Your strong tanned hide will make a splendid jacket

You're gonna be my burger
You're gonna be my steak
We'll slice and dice and barbecue you
This evening by the lake

You just look so damn tasty
You great big hairy coo
I wanna run right over there
And lick you

You're gonna be my burger
You're gonna be my steak
We'll slice and dice and barbecue you
This evening by the lake

You just look so damn tasty
You great big hairy coo
I wanna run right over there
And lick you

I wanna run right over there and lick you.
(Moooooo)
Track Name: Ominous Ride - Cheap Wine
I'd like to make a brief confession
I have a problem with the drink
The issue's not intoxication
(Rather it's an) economical libation

It isn't that I can't afford my vices
I live in high society
My friends wonder why I drink in private
If they find out what I'm drinking
They'll ask me what the hell I'm thinking
Cheap Wine

I don't have a taste for bourbon
And I stay away from in gin
I don't need a fancy Cabernet
Or a twenty dollar Zin
Drinking behind closed doors
A penchant I can't ignore

I might impress them with Armani suits
Or when I flash my gold Movado
And they may swoon over my Gucci shoes
And I might drive a Mercedes
But what I drink won't get the ladies
Cheap wine

I don't like to mix martinis
I don't need to salt my rim
Hold on to your Dom Perignon
I'm drinking Andre on my own
Drinking behind closed doors
Just twist off the cap and pour

Might not be sophisticated
Might not show a pedigree
Might not have a fancy label
But I buy it by the case
Because it tastes alright to me
Cheap wine

You might wonder why a man like me
Has such a lousy palette
But with all the flack that I receive
I wish they didn't sell it

Riuniti
Charles Shaw
Sutter Home
And Franzia
Rex Goliath
Smoking Loon
Got the Barefoot
and the Boone's
Carlo Rossi
Yellowtail
A jug of Gallo
Never fails
Call me crude, or unrefined
Staying loyal to my cheap cheap wine
Track Name: Common Lisp - I​.​O​.​U.
I owe you my life, my love
All I am and all I own is yours

When we met long years ago, you
Welcomed me with love and laughter

My incandescent love I owe you
Another year's improvisation

I'll melt with willing obligation
I offer you my lullabye

I owe you my life, my love
All I am and all I own is yours

Adieu, my lady love
I owe you my life
Track Name: Rebecca Angel - Monster's Lullaby
Hush, oh my darling with terrors in the night.
Only mamma's singing can banish out the light.
Death will surround you, softly like a sigh.
In this monster's lullaby.

Think of the horsemen bowling with their heads.
Think of the zombies tucked beneath your bed.
Think of the turtles clicking nails like knives.
In this monster's lullaby.

A tangle of string caught tight against your throat.
Boiled in hot soup: will you sink or float?
Monkeys smashing cribs, oh, hear the babies cry!
In this monster's lullaby.

Close your eyes.
One- two- three.
Sleep my monster.
Baby.

Echoing footsteps, but no one's ever there.
A disembodied arm that drags you down the stair.
Falling where no one can hear your last good-bye.
In this monster's lullaby.
Track Name: Rebecca Brickley - Where I Am
I used to be where you are now
An ACME loser
I used to think that was all there was
Now I can see my talents are more suited for
Playing for the other team
You see, I just need to have a little

So let’s play hard to get
Follow my silhouette
And catch me if you can
Read the clues, see the signs
You can search all space and time
You won’t find where I am
No you won't find where I am
You won't find where I am

When you look at me
You must think “wow, what a freak”
Well come and get me
There’s nothing wrong with me
I just like to make a splash

You see I used to play for the good guys
But, but being bad just feels so nice
So show me your worst, hit me with your best shot
C’mon Chief, is that all you got?

So let’s play hard to get
Follow my silhouette
And catch me if you can
Read the clues, and see the signs
You can search all space and time
You won’t find where I am
Where I am
Where I am
No
You can search all space and time
Let’s play hard to get
Yeah, catch me if you can

I used to swing for the home team
But truthfully it all just got so boring to me
You think you got me beat? Hah, that’s sweet
C’mon chief, come on and get me!

Let’s play hard to get
Follow my silhouette
And catch me if you can
Read the clues, and see the signs
You can search all space and time
You won’t find where I am
You won’t find where I am

No No No
No No No No

Read the clues, and see the signs
You can search all space and time
You won’t find where I am
Yeah but it's lovely where I am
Oh I love it where I am
Yeah you wish you could be
You wish you could be
Where I am
Track Name: Ross Durand - First World Blues
Opened up the paper
Couldn't believe what it said
There won't be no more twinkies
Have to eat donuts instead
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine

Running late for work
According to my gps clock
My starbuck's was closed, I had to drive another block
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine

The restaurants always serve me, too much too eat
Then I have to toss the leftovrs at the end of the week
Livin in the first world ain't no walk in the park
But my mom always said, "Be happy where you are."

I need a work out
Off to the gym I go
But the tv there is always tuned to the wrong show
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine

Been a long day
I'll have a glass when I get home
All out of Pinot, I'm gonna have to drink merlot
Talkin 'bout hard times
These first world problems of mine
Track Name: Ryan M. Brewer - Christ Speaks
i pulled into town, first time around. i got the warmest of welcomes i'd found.
singing and palm leaves and donkeys to ride.
girl, you're a dangerous flirt. you tore my shirt, mentally broken - not physically hurt.
let's not pretend you've been crucified...

you don't know a thing about pain.

i entered the room, stuck to my tune... i did my best to be gracious and true.
guess you can't please everyone all the time.
escape from your ignorant bliss, i'll tell you this - quit judging books by their covers 'cause, miss,
you're only planting your own judas kiss.

you don't know a thing about pain.

these words are my cross, i'll pay the cost. hobble my legs and point me toward golgotha.
i'll stumble forth and take on your disease.
let's just bury this hatchet, by that knife in your back.
like the spear in my side, i hope that coat burns you bad.

you don't know a think about pain.

turn this thing into a real party, find some truth - write some scars on your body.
in the end, there're just two kinds of sinners.
ask yourself...will you be invited to heavenly dinner, girl?

may your father forgive you, for you don't know a thing about pain.

it is finished...
Track Name: Spencer Sokol - Your Everything
Always never comes for me
Only lapses, ebbs, and flows
Barely lets me breathe
I'm helpless and exposed

I can't be for you
All the things you need from me

Never is not a thing I can be
Always doesn't come for me
I can't be your everything
Still i don't want to set you free

So afraid you want to read my mind
Find everything indecent
'Cause I'm a waste 'til I'm wasted
And find peace in pieces

I can't be for me
All the things i need to be

Never's not a thing i can be
Always doesn't come for me
I can't be your everything
But i don't want to set you free

I can't be for you
All the things you are to me

Never's not a thing i can be
Always doesn't come for me
I can't be your everything
Still i don't want to set you free
No, i can't set you free
Track Name: Steve Durand - One Red Paperclip
I now have a little house
For me and my little spouse
Where we've settled in quite peacefully

We're living in Saskatchewan
But before I go on
Let me tell you how this came to be

It all started with

One red paperclip
And a blogpost that I did
Asking for someone to trade with me

My aim was trading up
To get some better stuff
And to get a house eventually

A fish pen for a doorknob face
A Coleman stove for a generator
These were the first trades on my list

One red paperclip
Got me started on this trip
'Till I finally traded up to this

A bar sign and a keg of beer
I traded for a snowmobile
And then a trip to Yahk in a cargo van

A recording contract for some rent
Then almost by accident
I trader for a super duper
Afternoon with Alice Cooper

A deal I made with Corbin Bernsen
Really filled a hole
With a snowglobe for a movie role
I finally reached my goal

Something's worth is hard to measure
One man's trash is another man's treasure
That's a point I think should not be missed

One red paperclip
Sent me on this crazy trip
'Till I finally traded up
I could not have made it up
'Till I finally traded up to this
Track Name: Steve Stearns - Overthrown
I've been elected a minister
But I don't know what for
First day: a trade dispute to manage
An outbreak and the war
Just yesterday I was some guy
who fixed the maglev trains
Now it's my face up on the Free-Vee
And everyone complains

The vote's done by videophone
And your thoughts may not be your own
We're all either droids or clones
I may not make tomorrow but tonight I'll be alone
Overthrown

To vote you swipe to the left or to the right
Depends on who you like the best
The winner runs Titan Colony
till they're replaced or put under arrest
Choosing candidates at random
may have closed a few loopholes
But if you can't refuse the service
then who's really in control?

The vote's done by videophone
And your thoughts may not be your own
We're all either droids or clones
I may not make tomorrow but tonight I'll be alone
Overthrown

The vote's done by videophone
And your thoughts may not be your own
We're all either droids or clones
I may not make tomorrow but tonight I'll be alone
Overthrown
Track Name: Steven Wesley Guiles - Boom Goes The Dynamite
I was a jet fighter
I was a pilot lighter
I was in college when I dropped my favorite one liner:

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom

I was a bit brighter
As a moonlighter
I got jumbled like a...nail biter

I played some street figher
Then as a kart rider
That's where I got my famous one liner, one liner

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom boom boom

Dreams can let you down
Make you wanna drown
Turn you upside down
Dreams can let you down
But I will stand my ground
I will stand my ground

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom

Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom goes the dynamite
Boom boom boom boom boom boom
Track Name: T​.​C. Elliott - One Red Paperclip
It all started with a red paperclip
I took the journey of my life
On a quest for another trade
I want to trade with you

Don't be shy, tell me what you've got
I just might wanna make the drive
Is it new or is it hand made?
Make an offer I can't refuse

Don't think I don't have the time
To check out what you've got to trade me
Right now I wanna make it mine
This is my destiny

And it's all I can do
To make a trade with you
Just one red paperclip
Whatcha got to trade for it?
What do you have to lose?

A fish-shaped pen or a trip for two
A years free rent in Arizona
It all started with a paperclip
And nothing else to do

This is the story of my life
Trading up for happiness
It started out as just a joke
But now I feel brand new

Don't think I don't have the time
To check out what you've got to trade me
Right now I wanna make it mine
This is my destiny

And it's all I can do
To make a trade with you
Just one red paperclip
Whatcha got to trade for it?
What do you have to lose?
What do you have to lose?
Track Name: Trader Jack - Miscreant Love
It's a capital morning.
I'm especially proud to be alive.

I didn't know they were watching me.
Not that I'm fond of my privacy.
They tried to sell me tickets to the show.
One to which I simply didn't want to go.

The vultures wanted me for food.
I wouldn't fight so I stripped down into the nude.
I made them think I was out of my mind
but I feel find.

Bell of the ball at the 7-11
Took my temperature with the back of her hand.
Now I'm King Kong. I'm Lou Reed.
Come with me I'll teach you how to make believe.
Lesson 1, sing along.
Lesson 2, there's nothing you could do wrong.

Deep in the desert in a stolen Benz
We're making lots of colorful friends.
I can't believe you left your alibi behind.
Here, you can use mine.

Holding your hand, it's the 4th of July.
Cotton candy blooms in a lapis lazuli sky.

Take all your doubts, banish them today
as usual I'm in the mood to just fly away.
Give me your sea-shell necklace. Take off your shoes.
What should we listen to, the Beatles or the blues?

If you get lonely, as we both sill be
during my harrowing but brief captivity
Baby don't worry, Baby don't cry.
Just sing all your favorite lullabies.
Sing all our favorite lullabies.
Track Name: TurboShandy - Piss Lightning (My Canine Friend)
I got no time for fear and I ain't got no time for guilt
I am living in impenetrable walls I built myself
I got a house, I got a car, got a beautiful wife
I'm the only man I know who's lost at Russian roulette twice

So go
Let him help you out
Take it by the balls
It's what he's all about

You can't go and ask for something
Without even trying to put up a fight
And keeping it in your sights
You can be a different person
Feeling pain, not feeling hurting, guys
My canine friend was right

I'm a little crazy but that sure don't get me low
I've got every other person standing under my shadow
I won't worry about the people thinking they can run my life
They're the people that I've left behind, it serves those fuckers right

So go
He'll show you the way
Take it by the balls
Is what he's trying to say
Track Name: Zarni De Wet - The Bleeding Effect
Like an untrained soldier I was dropped in the middle of a battlefield
All I had was the right kind of blood
They took me in, they locked me down, they invaded my memory

Ancestor secrets
A lost generation’s secrets are powers that I keep

I became a ghost
So you won't bleed
I became a ghost
To keep you safe
I'm a hero assassinate

They destroy just for a piece of Eden, everlasting power
Mothers, children in the world you will be devoured

In this game of who kills who first
Don’t have time to be a loser
If I gotta shed some blood to save some
Then I'll save some

I will be a ghost
So you won't bleed
I will be a ghost
To keep you safe
I will be a ghost
So you won't bleed
I will take a chance
Travel to the past
To keep you safe
I'm a hero assassinate
I'm a hero assassinate
I'm a hero assassinate
I'm a hero
I'm a hero assassinate
I'm a hero
Track Name: Zoe Gray - 4​​-​​3​​-​​2​​-​​1
I’m six years old, still playing dress up, still crying when I get hurt
My mind is like a whirlwind and my hands are smeared with dirt
Already I have left behind the home I used to know
I’m six years old, still young enough to like the feel of snow

4…3…2…1

Wake me up when it’s over
When you’ve kicked the box out from under me
Let me know when I’m older
I don’t like seeing life fly away from me
Wake me up when I’m 18
Will I know what I’m doing then?
Can I keep the years from tumbling?
I wish I were six again

I’m ten years old, and once again, I’m moving father away
From the friends I’ve known and the life I’ve grown, but still I guess it’s okay
I still like play-pretending, but it’s different than before
I’m still young enough to think that I’m not young anymore

4…3…2…1

Wake me up when it’s over
When you’ve kicked the box out from under me
Let me know when I’m older
I don’t like seeing life fly away from me
Wake me up when I’m 18
Will I know what I’m doing then?
Can I keep the years from tumbling?
I wish I were ten again

I’m fourteen now, and well, I guess, I’m doing pretty well
I don’t like taking showers, I think teenage boys are hell
I’m desperate to get away from the life I’ve just begun
I’m still young enough to think that being older must be fun

4…3…2…1

Wake me up when it’s over
When you’ve kicked the box out from under me
Let me know when I’m older
I don’t like seeing life fly away from me
Wake me up when I’m 18
Will I know what I’m doing then?
Can I keep the years from tumbling?
I’ll never be fourteen again
I’ll never be sixteen again
I’m never be eighteen again
I’ll never be young again

4…3…2…1