David LeDuc - 3rd Grade Valentine

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I stayed up late
And wrote in hearts
Every message the same
You can't tell them apart

I decorated a box
For the party at school
There's a card for everyone
Because that's the rules

But there was one
I spent some time
Someone like you
Deserves some extra lines

In real small type
You can barely see
It say "thank you for
chipping my teeth, you bastard."

And everytime you push me down I devise
Another way to tape you to the pole outside, you bastard.

So there it is
My Valentine for you
I only gave you one
Because I had to, you bastard.


from SpinTunes #4: Round 2, released February 14, 2012




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