Boffo Yux Dudes - Beach Chairs (Shadow)

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Beach Chairs!:
Verse 1 (slow)
Well, I've sung about cars and surfin' in the sun
Being true to your school and fun fun fun
But there's an unsung hero sitting on the sand
Instead of our butts, it's time to give 'em a hand

1 2 3 4!
Beach chairs! Relaxing in the sun
Beach chairs! They're fun fun fun
Beach chairs! They're good to your bum
Beach chairs! Beach chairs!
Ah...ah...ah...ah...

Well, they fold like a dollar in a stripper's cleavage
They're quiet and sturdy like Calvin Coolidge
They come in different colors kinda like a porn star
They held more fat than a pallet of Mason jars

Beach chairs! Relaxing in the sun
Beach chairs! They're fun fun fun
Beach chairs! They're good to your bum
Beach chairs! Beach chairs!
Ah...ah...ah...ah...

You can set 'em down, and they won't run away
But you gotta load 'em down on a windy day
They're made out of metal, wood or plastic
For furnishing a crack house they're really fantastic

Beach chairs! Relaxing in the sun
Beach chairs! They're fun fun fun
Beach chairs! They're good to your bum
Beach chairs! Beach chairs!
Ah...ah...ah...ah...

Let's raise our voices and lower our kiesters
While we sip a cappucino from our local barrister
Beach chairs are the best, like an old best friend
They support us where we need them, in the end

Beach chairs! Relaxing in the sun
Beach chairs! They're fun fun fun
Beach chairs! They're good to your bum
Beach chairs! Beach chairs!
Ah...ah...ah...ah...

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from SpinTunes #9: Round 4, released August 26, 2014

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