David Ritter - Beaster Bunny

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Some nightmares come wrapped with legend and lore, self-doubt, and suffering. This nightmare comes pre-packaged with the following and is free of charge:
When a child is not a good boy or girl during the year, the Easter Bunny does not come and see them. The Beaster Bunny comes instead. Legend has it that you may bargain or talk your way out of the repercussions that the Beaster Bunny brings with him/her (legend does not specify the Beaster Bunny's gender).


Could it be?
Im not as good as I think I am
Do I see?
As a blind man sees a precious gem?

Beaster Bunny
Comes to your house if you've thrown a fit
It's not funny
He comes to your house and breaks all your shit

Beaster Bunny's coming to town
And when your bas ass is starting to frown
He's in your house breaking all of your shit
Watching all year, no way to acquit
Watching all year, no way to acquit

Here I stand
With colored eggs as an offering
Hope he understands
That I will stop my meandering


from SpinTunes #4: Round 1, released January 31, 2012




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