You never call me when you're sober
You say we're over
Although I've missed you
So even though it's just a sex thing
When you're texting
I can't resist you

Well, I shouldn't settle for whatever I can get
But you're like a candy cigarette

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

I eat whatever junk's in reach, things
like gummy peach rings
or even pork rinds
I sent a message to you tonight
I'm hoping you might
be in the wrong mind

And I should never stoop to begging for your scraps
But you're like a creme-filled game of craps

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

We know our bitter selves
So let's not kid ourselves
At least not any longer than it takes to binge and purge
In this metaphor
I'm not some kind of petit four
That you can reach for anytime you can't resist the urge

It's all self-loathing with a heaping side of scorn
You're like cookie-dough-core porn

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich

You're so sweet, you make my mouth water
You're so sweet, you make my tongue itch
You're so sweet, you melt in the shower
You're so sugar, you're so rich