Hey man! What's your pleasure?
Everything's fine as long as we're together
The sun is coming out with a cooling breeze
Uh Oh, I forgot my car keys

Wait here, I'll be back in a jiffy
I might be dumb but at least I look spiffy
What could go wrong? it's a perfect day
(watch it mister!)
Excuse me, you're in my way

You crossed the wrong person
and now you will suffer the consequences
your life is over, and I own you now.
You're coming with me, there is no escape
I am going to kill you, and eat you, and vomit you
and there will be no trace of you..
(except for the vomit)
now say goodbye to your loved ones
they will love you no more

Hey Mom, have you seen daddy?
Today’s a Daddy-Daughter day, it makes me so happy!
We’re gonna hit the beach, for some frisbie-golf
Oh no, it might be my fault

(do) you think, that’s too much golfing?
Maybe that’s a problem that he’d like to be solving
Mother how come you won’t answer me?
I know, you hate when I leave

Your mother is gone forever
She was more delicious than your father
I have come for you, I hope you taste like your folks
Your family was idle and complacent
Ripe for me to feast on
I am Belphegor!
I am going to kill you and eat you and vomit you
There will be no trace of you
(other than the vomit)
Say goodbye to your lazy life
Maybe you'll see the disgusting remnants
of your parents in Hell

I am the demon of sloth I'm known as Belphegor
I'm killing and eating and cleaning and ending your stupid life
I am your last lazy breath they call me Belphegor
I'm killing and eating and cleaning and ending your stupid life
I am the bringer of death they call me Belphegor
I'm killing and eating and cleaning and ending your stupid life
Remember my name if you can they call me Belphegor
I'm killing and eating and cleaning and ending your stupid life