He’s so smart / turns every myst’ry to a
work of art / with his dear Watson finishes
what he starts / and for the ladies he just
melts their hearts

Of his name / my mother constantly talks
Are you done? / I’m tired of hearing about Sherlock

Audiences are always entranced
By this man man with an English accent
I know why their hearts have been snatched
Damn you, Benedict Cumberbatch

He’s revived / the most conniving villain
of all time / seeks his vengeance with a
hatred blind / with super sexy and a
super mind

my girlfriend / is no longer impressed with my caress
she’d rather / be with that guy from Star Trek: Into Darkness

Audiences are always entranced
By this man man with an English accent
I know why their hearts have been snatched
Damn you, Benedict Cumberbatch

IMDB / lists his accomplishments
verily / a master of stage, screen, and
motion capture / and I for some reason
I am enraptured

could it be? / that I am now a fan of this man I hate?
I refuse / and roll my eyes, there’s no debate

Audiences are always entranced
By this man man with an English accent
I know why their hearts have been snatched
Damn you, Benedict Cumberbatch