Since that day back at the plant we've been the worst of foes
The silly hero/villain thing always brings us to blows
Finally we've realized just what you mean to us
We've fallen for both of you and it's time we made a fuss

Maybe Ron and Marty act as if neither is keen
But when you get together you make one big flamin' queen
We can tell you're into us, you just can't hide what's true
So bring yourselves right over and we'll get into you two

We could catch a movie (oh yeah)
And dinner would be groovy (oh yeah)
Go site-seeing at juvie (oh yeah)
Hey, whatever turns you on

If you'd only search your souls, you two would surely see
That you and you are truly meant for me and me and me

Don't let our appearance fool you, we're still dear old Dan
And we'll love you in ways you never could be by one man
Secrecy is fine if you can't set ego aside
But when we're all together you'll swallow more than your pride

There's a place we could go (oh yeah)
To keep it on the down low (oh yeah)
And no one ever need know (oh yeah)
Just think of us when we're gone (oh yeah)

If you'd only search your souls, you two would surely see
That you and you are truly meant for me and me and me
And me and me and me and me and me