Every Morning I wake up
peel the sleep back from my eyes
and I stare into the screen
and it's always a surprise

It's been days, weeks, months and years
yet it still brings me to tears
Every time I look and see
there's a rage face looking at me

And with the time I've spent on the net
I haven't found anything I hate as much yet

I hate a meme
as no man has ever done before
this cookie cutter, stupid bullshit really is a bore

I hate a meme
and I really am in awe
that this uninspired, worthless garbage
really is adored

Did you know that keyboard cat
is now over 5 years old
and I'm pretty sure
that no one thought
the Tron Guy was pure gold

Nyan Cat always pissed me off
but I'm told it's wrong to scoff
And now I'm screaming on the floor
because I can't take any more

And with all the time I've spent on the net
I haven't found anything I hate as much yet

I hate a meme
as no man has ever done before
this cookie cutter, stupid bullshit really is a bore

I hate a meme
and I really am in awe
this uninspired, worthless garbage
really is adored

Hate, Hate, Hate Hate A Meme (x4)