You say we are meant to be together
Maybe it will last forever
This fairytale is finally coming true
I can only see one problem
Felt this way since late last autumn
Unfortunately I really hate you

The way you walk, the way you talk
You drive me nuts around the clock
You misconstrue the words I say
Everything must go your way
You let me know that your the boss
You're sickly sweet like candyfloss
Your fake tan & botox smile
Make me want to run a mile

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
But you don't seem to have a clue
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
And think it's probably time you knew

The way you dress & style your hair
Fills me with dread & despair
You always keep up with the trends
And look down on my style-free friends
Your voice is better off ignored
Like finger nails on a chalk board
You give me a constant headache
I think I need to take a break

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
But you don't seem to have a clue
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
I'll scream it till my face is blue

I appreciate that this is likely inconvenient
But there's no need to call me a f**king idiot

The way you nag me to do things
Like tidy up my belongings
Or drink less beer on Monday nights
Or avoid getting in to fights
Or hit the gym, be less of a slob
Or maybe try to get a job
And save some money for the rent
Be less of a d*ck, more of a gent

You hate me, you hate me, you hate me
I really didn't have a clue
You hate me, you hate me, you hate me
I think we both know what to do

You said we were meant to be together
Thank god it didn't last forever
The fairytale was bulls**t, we both knew
Finally we solved our problem
I’m glad we didn't wait till autumn
And I'll no longer waste my hate on you
On you