Another hard day at school
I just want to get back home
Turn on the screen and sit
In front of it all alone
Gonna hit a brand new search
Gonna see what I can find
Lose myself in all the pictures
Drink some beer or maybe wine

'Cause I like p0rn
And I like beer
I like to drink and look at girls
From the front and the rear
Yeah, I like p0rn
And I like wine
It's my favorite way
Of spending my time
'Cause I like p0rn
Yeah, I like p0rn

Oh, shit I hear a knock
Who could be at my door?
Oh! Hello, Mother dearest
I didn't mean to stomp the floor
What? No, don't look at that
Let me turn off all the screens
I was just doing homework
Oh, it's kind of 'bout a dream

'Cause I like p0rn
And I like beer
I like to drin kand look at girls
From the front and the rear
Yeah, I like p0rn
And I like wine
It's my favorite way
Of spending my time
'Cause I like p0rn
Yeah, I like p0rn