I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
So far none of them came back to complain

I'm just a happy undertaker - I aim to please
I'm making sure you'll get the perfect grave to rest in peace
Sometimes I feel a little bit misunderstood
Because death is my business - and business is good

I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally

This funeral home is the place I call home
And with the graveyard next door I never feel alone

I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
So far none of them came back to complain

I don't mean to offend - I just really like my job
I take care of the bodies before they start to rot
I can give you silence - I can give you thunder
Either way you'll end up six feet under

I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
I love the dead - strictly vocationally
I love the dead - I bury them professionally
This is the grave digger's delight