Josh Holober​-​Ward - Internet Cats

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An anthem for the poor misunderstood cats of the internet.

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I'm not too fond of rainbows
I hate poptarts as well
Flying through space with a smile on my face
But my life is a living hell

I've got twenty-seven other original songs
I would gladly sing instead
But all they wanna hear is that nyan-nyan crap
Again and again and again

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
I have ambition, I have pride
I can has feelings just like you
I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
You know memes but
You don't know me at all
Me at all
Me-ow-owww meow meow meow

They call me looooooong cat
But that's wrong
I'm not really aaaaaaaalll that
That long.

It's been blown way out of proportion
Fabrication is all that's left
Everyone has seen my length,
But no one knows my depth.

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
I have ambition, I have pride
I can has feelings just like you
I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
You know memes but
You don't know me at all
Me at all
Me-ow-owww meow meow meow

I didn't write the music
I'm not even playing the keys
A stupid song and a stupider shirt
Well I guess that's my legacy

This is not who I am, can't even look at the camera
I'm a star and I'm a fraud
Shut my eyes through the pain, but at the end of the day
There's no one there to play me off

I am a cat, I am a cat
But I am so much more than that
Just cuz I'm feline doesn't mean I don't have
Feelings just like you
I am a cat, an internet cat, yeah
And don't you ever forget that
You know memes but you
Don't know me
You know memes but you
Don't know me
You know memes but you
Don't know me-ow
Meowmeow meow

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from SpinTunes #6: Round 1, released January 29, 2013

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