This comin' at you straight at you outta Oswego.

That's Illinoi-eeeeeeeeeee

You know it's all about the Benjamins, and that's no lie
I'll be rollin' with my Bennies 'till the day I die
Ain't no freinds with benefits for me
Friends with Bennies is somethin' else entirely

Rollin with the Benjamins...

Ben E. King is gonna stand by me
Bens Stiller and Affleck are movie royalty
People say "Yo! Dog, what's wrong with yo' brain?
All this talk of Bens people gonna think you insane."

I’m MAD crazy! Check it out...

I may be lost, but I aint Ben Linus
No man is an island, but you can call me your highness.
And Benji the Dog is a pain in my sinus
I take a benadryl and the snot is behind us.

Is Ben Folds 'Merton' on ChatRoulette ?
2 thousand Charlotte homies, they say yes.
And my man Ben Stein got himself a game show
He answers lots of questions, gets to keep all of that dough

I can move but I ain’t no Ben Vereen
Ben Kenobi be spacier than Charlie Sheen
My rhymes are dope and my beats are funky
But they can’t top Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey

My homies ask my why’m I obsessed with Bens?
I even wear a goofy wristband like Ben 10
Well, all rappers love the Benjamins and they love to shout
So I assume that’s what they’re all talkin’ about!

Outro:
- Uh, that’s not what they’re talking about.

- Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis?

- Cut it out. You’re just embarassing yourself.

- Uh...step off, home fries!

- You’re a father of two from the suburbs. Just...don’t.

- Uh, damn! why you gotta be a hater? Hate the game, not the playa, dog! Word! Uh....ah, shit.