If you like the look of jellyfish but you are wary of 'em,
Pay thirty bucks to see them at the Aquari-of-um
of the Pacific in LBC.

If you like your modern art to eat beans and say "Hola!"
Get your refined culo downtown to MoLaa.
Mexican art in LBC.

LBC. Once known as "Iowa
By the Sea", but that name's lame.
Bob Foster is our city's honorable mayor,
Which means our city's in Foster care.

LBC. You don't say "X" in "Ximeno".
LBC. Snoop says Hi.
With so much drama in the LBC
It's kinda hard being Wait W H A T. (wait what)

If you wanna go home and try to stick it in
That fat chick that you met at Acapulco Inn:
Lots of bars on Second Street in LBC.

Ripples is the gayest gay bar in town.
All of their bar stools are upside down
So they can fit more in LBC.

LBC. My grandpa liked...
LBC. ...heavy petting at the Pike.
Wait What is the band. We're no Sublime
But at least our lead singer is still alive.

LBC. Built on oil.
LBC. We drink your milkshake.
With so much drama in the LBC
It's kinda hard being Wait W H A T. (wait what)

The crazy cat ladies that feed cats at the Bluffs
Are misunderstood- they just need a little luff.
The cats do too in LBC.

If you think dark people are rather scary,
Don't drive north of 4th on Cherry.
It's not well-lit in LBC.

LBC. Can I take the podium...
LBC. ...to address all the Cambodians.
The prices at Legends got much higher
Since the owner started that accidental fire.

LBC. Jesse James...
LBC. Don't be ashamed.
With so much drama in the LBC
It's kinda hard being Wait W H A T.

LBC. Jet Blue!
LBC. But Jet didn't swallow.
The volleyball captain at CSULB-
She has a nice set. She's 34C.

LBC. 44 percent white.
LBC. 56 percent other.
With so much drama in the LBC
It's kinda hard being Wait W H A T.
(wait what)