It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!
It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!

If you try you can find the definition of life
Take a look in the book. Whether it's day or it's night
You can search for the words that you may never have heard
Before! Yeah!

It's amazing, see. Ain't strange to see.
A bunch of words alphabetically from A to Z.
Formulate a sentence and start rockin' them
Words. All the way from "A" to "zyzzogeton"

So many definitions but I'm not spoiled
I insist like I'm colloidal
That you should read it while you burn the night oil
Till you rise up like you're hydrofoil

If you're a hater, it's malisons I'm whispering
Consulting a witch for a valid malediction
You won't have time for a valid valediction
Too depressed to live with a pallidly existence

It's the end of the world and I'm teaching
Everybody every word that I'm reading
There's only one book the world's needin'
And I'mma keep goin' 'till I stop breathin'

It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!
It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!

If you try you can find the definition of life
Take a look in the book. Whether it's day or it's night
You can search for the words that you may never have heard
Before! Yeah!

If ya new to English or tryna begin again
It all means the same to me like a synonym
No discrimination when it comes to learning
My soul is enflamed. My passion is burning

Color doesn't matter. I will teach you
Whether you're black, white, yellow, red, peach, blue
I need you to listen today
Learn the stuff I say. It would beheeve you

Whoops, I meant behoove you
Got a little swagger in my language you ain't used to
Relax a bit cause I'm glad to spit
A bunch of nouns, verbs, adverbs and adjectives

I used to pronounce all my diphthongs a bit wrong
Now I got ya'll bouncing along to my hip song
There's only one book the world's needin'
And I'mma keep goin' 'till I stop breathin'

It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!
It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!

If you try you can find the definition of life
Take a look in the book. Whether it's day or it's night
You can search for the words that you may never have heard
Before! Yeah!

Merriam-Webster! Merriam Merriam-Webster. Merriam-Merriam Webster!
Merriam-Webster! Merriam Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Thesaurus (x2)

Reading the thesaurus in the back of my Ford Taurus
Tryna absorb this book but of course it's
Too many words. I need to learn more just
Wish my ceberal cortex was more porous

So I could use osmosis or some other phenomenon
To memorize every word or definition I come upon
There's only one book the world's needin'
And I'mma keep goin' 'till I stop breathin'

It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!
It's Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and Thesaurus!

If you try you can find the definition of life
Take a look in the book. Whether it's day or it's night
You can search for the words that you may never have heard
Before! Yeah!