Godz Poodlz - Miss Carolina

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Miss Carolina, I think that your fine and I
Want to see you in my room every night
There on FOX News with Brit Hume and Steve Doocy
There are so many insights that only you see

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me

Gretchen Carlson and Sarah Palin
I can't even find them on the map!
There's a New Girl on the News
And all the other Beauty Queen will cry.
(Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!)

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me

Miss Carolina, it's not such as China
Like the Irag, they don't got good TV
A US American, Brave, True and Newsy
Smarter by far than Killmeade and Steve Doocy!

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me
(yes, you are, yes, you are)
Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me

credits

from SpinTunes #6: Round 1, released January 29, 2013
Written by Russ Rogers & Rhod Durre.

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