This is the story of a woman like fire
She's hot like curry and full of desire
With her one-track mind she's really one of a kind
She turns every conversation into a sexual narration
She tells you of the time she had a really good grind
With a guy called Jack, who was missing a leg
Or how she fell asleep when she did it with Steve
You get the picture

My friend Kay
She's really okay
But I gotta say she's got a way to digress
She's really a mess
The stuff that she says is tactless, dirty
All about the thirty men that she slept with
But it's deceptive

Because she's ready to commit to a relationship
But she's a chronic dumpee and I guess she has to live with it

One in that chair, one five miles up in the air
All the guys that had her - you get to know them better
And no matter what you say, she's going to find a clever way
To turn any topic into something quite erotic
Like when I mock the flaws of Intelligent Design, she says: penis

My friend Kay
She's really okay
But I gotta say she's got a way to digress
She's really a mess
The stuff that she says is tactless, dirty
All about the thirty men that she slept with
But it's deceptive

My friend Kay
She's really okay
All night, all day
She finds a way to digress
She's really a mess
She starts to undress her ass
My friend Kay
My friend Kay
My friend Kay
My friend Kay
My friend Kay