I located a wormhole
it was while I was surfing E-bay
I found an item I had to have
because i had it 3 decades ago

Dig if you will the scene back in 1982
I was free for the whole summer
but there was only one thing
that I ever really wanted to do

There was one game in particular
that occupied that summer
the ultimate quest for justice
It was up to me

There's really no way to ignore it
I think I will have to score it
I have to relive that glory of when I was nine

There's really no way to ignore it
My mother she always abhorred it
but I had to live that glory back when I was nine

I've got to kill that goddamn Qotile
he destoyed my planet: Razak IV
I've got my cannon: my Zorlon cannon
to destroy that Qotile, that goddamn Qotile

I will never love another
I'll be a shut-in for the summer
Never spend another quarter
'cuz I'm in my quarters with you

I will never love another
I'll be a shut-in for the summer
I'll be alone in my quarters
not spending quarters on the likes of you

I will never love another
I'll be a shut-in for the summer
I'll never spend another quarter on you

Coda
Yar's Revenge!