I am the king pin now
Cops and criminals give me no rest

Heavy is my crown
I take challengers to the death

The number one outlaw I have what it takes
But once in a while I need a break

Secret desire
Secret desire
No one knows my secret desire
Oh little precious so furry and fat
Secret desire
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My troubles disappear
When taco tongue Tuesday rolls around

I’d lose respect and fear
If they found out I text Colonel Meow

The hardcore king blows off steam
Reading the I Can Haz Cheezburger Memes

Secret desire
Secret desire
No one knows my secret desire
Oh little precious so furry and fat
Secret desire
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He’s playing piano like a person! Look!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Secret desire
Secret desire
No one can know my secret desire
Oh little precious so furry and fat
my secret desire
Internet cats