When it comes to building cars, Germany's the best
And Germans on the Autobahn drive faster than the rest
With the pedal to the metal and reckless as can be
Just like Michael Schumacher racing down the street
Nothing that can stop us on and off the road
Be it truck or airplane, be it bicycle or boat

And with regard to soccer, I'm sure that you all know
The Germans won the World Cup while England had to go
And while we don't like to admit it, our country makes us proud
'Cos Germans are the greatest – there is really no doubt
Invincible, almighty and fearless in the night
And if there's something broken, we can fix it all right

Yes, there is nothing that we Germans cannot do
'Cos we know everything so much better than you
But as a citizen of this nation
I struggle with the pronunciation of 'squirrel'

Germans built the wall and they tore it down again
And they still miss the Deutschmark every now and then
For example when it's time to pay at the Oktoberfest
Where schnitzel, wurst and sauerkraut are easy to digest
As long as there is order, as long as there is beer
With Merkel on our side, there is nothing to fear

German maids are beautiful and German men are strong
And their Bandwurmsätze are really, really long
And all the Black Forest cuckoo's clocks are never running late
So why not book a trip and come to see the Brandenburg Gate
Enjoy some German music: Rammstein, Volksmusik
We rock you like a hurricane until you agree

That there is nothing that we Germans cannot do
'Cos we know everything so much better than you
But as a citizen of this nation
I struggle with the pronunciation of 'squirrel'

Anyway, Germans are always on time, sticking to the rules, very talented and charming, fantastic singers – like me, for example - builders, engineers, inventors, Nobel Prize winners, Friedrich Nietzsche, you know, and Dirk Nowitzki, Pope Benedict, Beethoven, Wagner, Nena, handsome German people each and every one of them, big fans of discipline, yes, that's us, and when we use sarcasm, it's always 100% obvious, smart, efficient, never making any mistakes – and most of all we are very modest!

Ja, there is nothing that we Germans cannot do
'Cos we know everything so much better than you
But as someone who grew up in this nation
I struggle with the pronunciation of 'squirrel'

Why couldn't they just call it “Eichhörnchen”? I mean, they took so many German words for the English language like Rucksack or Kindergarten and we also took some words from them like Handy or like Public Viewing – okay, we misused them, but anyway, it's so weird and I can't pronounce it; it's a tongue twister and, ah, it's driving me crazy and did you know that Chip an' Dale are called Ahörnchen and Behörnchen in German?