Verse 1:
I konw I've never been too good at brushing after every meal
and I know I never floss

my mother always told me son, be careful what you don't do
inactions have a cost.

this wiggle's getting worrysome
I'm feeling my bicuspids falling out my gums

Chorus:
I'm spitting teeth,
my white and pearlies
flow like fountains

I'm spitting teeth
my mouth now has a vacancy

If I'm asleep
I hope I wake up and get out real soon
so I can go brush continuously

Verse 2:
I've always liked mashed potatoes and apple sauce
butterscotch pudding and ice cream

I've never been too good at chewing my food
and now my problem's only worsening

No more chicken or steak [should be cake]
a bowl of jello does not a sandwich, make
and I hoped one day to get an appreciation for steak

Chorus:
I'm spitting teeth,
my white and pearlies
flow like fountains

I'm spitting teeth
my mouth now has a vacancy

If I'm asleep
I hope I wake up and get out real soon
so I can go brush continuously

bridge:
left and right
up and down X5

circular motion
circular motions
(gargling)

Chorus:
I'm spitting teeth,
my white and pearlies
flow like fountains

I'm spitting teeth
my mouth is getting a vacancy

If I'm asleep
I hope I wake up and get out real soon
so I can go brush continuously