Pat And Gweebol - TickiTock (Top Tad)

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Guy: Girl, you wanna go ride in my Ford Focus?
Girl: No! Tad’s got a Mini.
Guy: (Yeah, I bet he does). Girl you need to stop wastin your time and get rid of that guy!

Guy:
Because he’s always wearing turtle necks, flexin pecs, and has a man purse
And he’s always talking bout his bratwurst
When you’re out for drinks, he gets his own first
Rude Dude! This guy’s like chewed food!
When I get a good look it makes me wanna spew!

TikiTok Stop wastin your time on that overrated bleach blonde ass-clown
TikiTok Stop wastin my time and get rid of that guy


Because I know that you don’t want no chump, Forrest Gump, or Uncle Rico
And you know his head is full of meat, like a burrito?
If you’re in a slump, You call on me, Yo!(get rid of that guy)

Girl:
There’s, like, no way that I’m gonna date you after you’ve been hatin, pontificating on my man, you been raggin’ all day.
What makes you think you have say?

Guy:
Because you don’t deserve a lameo guy, Lucas Blye, or Georgie McFly
Though he looks real cool, he’s a loser inside
At the Asshole Games, he gets the first prize
He takes you out to Olive Garden, but he never treats ya
And he’s so cheesy you could put him on the pizza.

TikiTok Stop wastin your time on that overrated bleach blonde ass-clown
TikiTok Stop wastin my time and get rid of that guy

Girl:
Hold up Boy, You can talk a big game but I’m still afraid You tryin’ to compensate for something too lightweight? So sad. I can’t believe you think that you can really Top Tad.

Guy:
TikiTok Stop wastin your time on that overrated bleach blonde ass-clown
TikiTok Stop wastin my time and get rid of that guy
(Whoa)
TikiTok Stop wastin my time and get rid of that guy

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from SpinTunes #3: Round 3, released July 16, 2011

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