I got four paws
And a ton of flaws
I'm a lovable shoeshine boy
I go medieval
When the doers of evil
Set their sights on my pride and joy

And when it's time to hand out truth
I make a mess out of that phone booth

Have no fear
Underdog is here
Underdog, baby that's my name
Have no fear
Underdog is here
Underdog, baby that's my name

I pop pills by the barrel
Go a little bit feral
On my Polly from dusk til dawn
And when my purebread wonders
When will I return
She laments with a simple song:

"Oh where, oh where has my baby gone?"
I reappear and wave my doggie wand

Have no fear
Underdog is here
Underdog, baby that's my name
Have no fear
Underdog is here
Underdog, baby that's my name

I bark in rhyme
To combat sinister crime
We don't need no Riff Raff 'round here
But my motives are suspect
'Cause I'm in love with a girl
'Cause I'm in love with a girl
'Cause I'm in love with a girl who's a dog

Have no fear
Underdog is here
Underdog, baby that's my name
Have no fear
Underdog is here
Underdog, baby that's my name

Oh yeah baby that's my name