When you want a happy ending
Take matters into your own hands
Don't leave your grieving loved ones
To make the final plans

At Sunnyside Funeral Home®
Make a lasting last impression
You'll just Rest In Peace
As you receive the best reception

And we offer a lifetime guarantee

You'll be so beautiful
As if you were still alive
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

You'll be so beautiful
As if you had never died
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

When you want a funeral party
To be a lifetime celebration
Your mourners will all envy
Your internment or cremation

At Sunnyside Funeral Home®
If your demise is rather hasty
We'll go beyond the pale
So you don't look dull or pasty

And we take Major Credit Cards and cash

You'll be so beautiful
As if you had never died
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

You'll be so beautiful
Infused with finest formaldehyde
You'll be so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®

You'll be so beautiful
And you'll be so surprised
You'll feel so natural
When you wake at the Sunnyside®