Wait What - We R Not Gay

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According to the Brief History of Rage Comics on KnowYourMeme, "Rage Guy is a character commonly used to express serious exasperation in any given situation." Accused of taking challenges too literally (Middle Management), we chose to make Rage Guy exasperated at being called gay, inspired by the sub-meme Freddie Mercury Rage to create "We R Not Gay".

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We R not gay: I'm not a fruit
Just because I think John Cusack is cute.
We R not gay: I work on my truck.
It has an engine and a motor and stuff.
We R not gay, no!

We R not gay: I got in a fight.
I'm not really sure, my eyes were closed tight.
We R not gay: I don't like to bake.
But it's my cockatoo's birthday and he needs a cake.
We R not gay, no!

Don't U know overgeneralizations aren't fact?
We're not gay, not that anything is wrong with that.

We R not gay: I don't like pink.
It clashes with the red umbrella placed in my drink.
We R not gay: I like to camp.
Unless it is cold, hot, windy, or damp.
We R not gay, no!

We R not gay: I don't watch glee.
Rachel is annoying and Santana's a bee.
We R not gay: I took wood shop.
I made a beautiful mahogany stick for my mop.
We R not gay, no!
Mens choir sing!

Don't U know overgeneralizations aren't fact.
We're not gay not that anything is wrong with that.

We're not gay, we're not gay, we're not gay, no way.

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from SpinTunes #6: Round 1, released January 29, 2013

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