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SpinTunes #7: Round 3

by Various Artists

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Imagine yourself on an intimate date Fearing the volatile food on your plate Do not despair, for it isn’t too late To feel B-E-A-N-O-kay! If you fear feeling like an inflated balloon Or you don’t want to dance to a unpleasant tune The night is still young, for it’s never too soon To feel B-E-A-N-O-kay!
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Playing. Biking. Fishing. Hiking. Baseball in the park. Laughing. Joking. Splashing. Soaking. Movies after dark. Golfing. Grilling. Camping. Chilling; Resting in the shade. Summer skies And fireflies And Simply Lemonade®. Summer sun And summer fun And Simply Lemonade®.
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Welcome to your town, Come on and settle down! Take a seat-a, put your feet up, You're the mayor round here! If your real life's getting heavy and you can't take the speed, Come on down to Animal Crossing: New Leaf! Catch a fish, catch a bug, Then make friends with a pug! Kick your shoes off, and your blues off, Go and run on the sand! If you're feeling kind of stressful and you need some relief, Come on down to Animal Crossing, No need for feeling cross, and Come down to Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
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RC - Chillow 00:30
Chillow the amazing new pillow pad cool cool comfort on my Chillow no more sleepless nights you got to chillax on my Chillow no electricity, no batteries come on baby relax on my Chillow Oprah loves 'em, Rachael Ray, too come on baby, lay down on my Chillow (Aww, you know I will) (Oh, yeah)
5.
You can forget yer whisky or yer tartan wearin' clans The best thing out of Scotland's now available in cans It's got heart and lungs and liver, onion, oatmeal, suet, spice The metal that's surrounding it, it keeps it just as nice It's haggis in a can They said that we cannae do that We said "Watch us man!" We said "Aye we can!"
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When the moment is right, will you be ready? When you see her and you fall in love again? Make the call and see your doctor- You’ve no worries, pressures off With Cialis you’ve the time to share your love Right there and then When it’s the right time You have got time It’s up to you to choose just where and when
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If your dishes were all made In Parts Unknown, And lack little touches like octopi or origami cranes Don't be afraid Though HereThereBeDragons Every piece is unique And dishwasher safe! It's true that you missed The promo: "buy one piece... and I'll kiss you on the mouth" (Sorry! Supplies limited) But at Kim's Etsy Store! Tasteful dinnerware leaps into your shopping cart. Log on! And shop at Kim's Etsy Store! Help a starving artist not do the starving part.
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Lumber, wool, brick, and ore Resources in your palm Raise your cities, control the board Or travel port to port Trade with friends, explore the lands Settlers of Catan! Trade with friends, explore the lands Settlers of Catan!
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A Real Life Lightsaber The perfect gift for the supervillian One serious badass laser device. What is it? It's Krypton - ton-ton-ton..... The world's brightest handheld laser! Krypton - ton-ton-ton..... A class 4 laser that you can see from Philly to New York City in one continuous beam! Krypton - ton-ton-ton..... Order yours today at wickedlasers.com! (Jingle) Krypton - Krypton - Krypton! Lasers for your hands!
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When the hard times are all long behind you When you cannot seem to rise at mornings light When the right time is the wrong time And you want to die of shame Take the blue pill and like magic Everything will be all right Get some Viagra, some Viagra And you’ll be standing happy through the night
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You're an office of the law Just fighting for the cause When the criminals get too rough Use Chicago Handcuffs When you're checking out a complaint And you need a quality restraint Don't let them call your bluff Use chicago Handcuffs Chicago Model 1000 Nickle Finish Handcuffs
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When you're whoring on the town And your joe just wants to be bound Or if he gets a touch too rough Use Chicago Handcuffs If you're making brand new porn And your rope is just too worn You need something that's tough enough Use Chicago Handcuffs Chicago Model 1000 Nickle Finish Handcuffs

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This album is made up of songs from the "SpinTunes" songwriting competiton.

spintunes.blogspot.com

The Challenge:
Perfect Pitch - Write a product jingle for a real product that does not currently have a jingle. This should be a real product you've seen advertised on TV or the internet. So the judges can see what you're advertising, we will also require a link to an official product description. (your jingle must be EXACTLY 30 seconds) (they had 8 days)

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released August 6, 2013

Album art by Matt Schubbe

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I used to run a songwriting contest called SpinTunes. Most of the material hosted on this account is a result of that contest. The rest is mostly Minecraft related songs.

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