I didn't sign up for this job
It just started one day an unusual way
I noticed that something was odd
When I floated from bed, was I dreaming or dead?
Nope, definitely I was awake

Now suddenly people are asking
Can I save them from crooks and meteor storms?
Never been good multi-tasking
Still feel like a zero, But they call me a hero
They say all I need is a uniform

But if they call in a tight spot
I'm not wearing tights
It's a crime against fashion
And I know my rights
Leather or nylon
No matter what kind
Whoever thinks I'm wearing tights
Is out of their mind
They're out of their mind

I never looked good in spandex
And I'm already reeling from attempting at dealing
With this duel identity complex
Without being made to feel large, who's the person in charge
Of ruining my day & hurting my feelings?

If they call in a tight spot
I'm not wearing tights
It's a crime against fashion
And I know my rights
Leather or nylon
Don't matter what kind
Whoever thinks I'm wearing tights
Is out of their mind
Is out of their mind

I don't cut a fine form
Like Catwoman or Storm
Maybe I'd wear 'em
If I looked like Halle Berr, um, y
But I don't
So I won't!

If they call in a tight spot
I'm not wearing tights
It's a crime against fashion
And I know my rights
Leather or nylon
Don't matter what kind
Whoever thinks I'm wearing tights
Is out of their mind
They're out of their mind
They're out of their mind
They're out of their mind