(Win
Please win)

(Win
Please win)

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Ok girls
(Please win)

(Win
Please win)

Well Hi there viewers you know me
I used to be a major dud in MCC
I was number one, in losing streaks
'Til Scott looked at my team and made some tweeks
My name is Jardon, now get this right
I'm gonna hip you to my team that is out of sight
Our man Purpled's live and got the drive
As our in game leader he's gonna thrive
Now this is Oli our team time keeper
Cat's out of the bag he's a massive sleeper
Don't forget Tommy boy and when conversing
All I can understand is all the cursing
To any doubters who didn't rejoin
You can fork off baby, I got me a coin
The curse is broken, no third place for me
Twenty-two's my number, and now I'm free!

(Please shoot oh hear my plea
Oh Captain can't you see
You're gonna take us to the top
You're making history
And it feels so good to me
Ooh Captain please don't ever stop)

Let's get goin', don't be tardy
It's time for Quig's birthday party - (par-ty)

These hungry Pink Parrots started of fast
We all thought meltdown was a crazy blast
We ran, we tagged and in first we stayed
And thanks to Tommy, we got DMCA'ed
They cooled our jets, with a another dunk
And in rocket spleef, our performance stunk
We toppled some walls, to get back on track
And I'm not gonna lie, my performance was cracked
Then Twitter made us Ace Race, admins loled
While MichaelMcChill wanted the map recalled
The ensuing battle went terribly bad
We all got killed by jojo, and were intensely mad
Before Sand of Time, our faith was shaken
If you counted us out, you were mistaken
I went down down into some mazes
I opened the blue vault and killed some blazes

(Please shoot oh hear my plea
Oh Captain can't you see
You're gonna take us to the top
This is your destiny
This thing was meant to be
Take the shot you will not be a flop)

Say your shorts ain't green and your shirt ain't black?
Well get lost kid, your look is whack

(Ba da ba da ba da da da pa....

Do it Captain
Do it.)

We got across like a boss with a shocking ending
Got on top with a hop and now were ascending
It was Dodgebolt time we had the crowd
The chat was screaming and getting loud
We won the first game, then started to stumble
I'm not placing blame, but what a fumble
Our backs against the wall Purpled took control
Shot Dream then George and that crushed their soul
The final shot was mine it was time to cleanup
The real fake Captain just stood up
Now I've won it all, I call it "The Dub"
It's time to party people get back to the hub.

(You shot I feel such glee
Oh Captain we love thee
At last you took us to the top
You sure made history
And it feels so good to me
Oh Captain please don't ever stop.)

Kara's crying and Jerry's right there
Now go buy Quality Content ready to wear

(You shot I feel such glee
Oh Captain we love thee
At last you took us to the top
You sure made history
And it feels so good to me
Oh Captain please don't ever stop.)