Wait What - Without You Here

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lyrics

I've got time on my hands with you here
I've got me in my hands without you here
I've gotten restless waiting
So I've been contemplating, Creating
Inventive ways of masturbating

Stick my dick in peanut butter
But my dog likes cool whip better
But negro please
Those calories
are gonna make my doggy fat
I speak from experience - I got a 40 lb cat

I've got time on my hands with you here
I've got me in my hands without you here

I've missed you and i need you back
Back safely home from Iraq
I hope your 'gina is still in intact

Until then
Sex games on my computer
(Don't smell his joystick)
Ms. Pacman got much cuter
(She's Pacman with a bow and make up, you fag)

Steve jobs come back, Equip my Mac
With an external slot for my wiener (The iBlow)
Not too loose - not too tight
I hope it does not take one megabyte

I've got time on my hands with you here
I've got me in my hands without you here

Take my dick from the Dyson
And fuck the bowl of mashed potatoes
Dip my dick in the fish food
So i can feed the hungry betas

Did I tell you I got a
(blow up doll)
Top of the line model
(blow up doll)
I got Joan and she has handles sewn to her neck

She's got a few options
(blow up doll)
Like extra large ear holes
(fuck her in the ear)
And she's got removable eyes
For when my two friends come by

I got the smoker's package
There's an ashtray on her back
I love my little blow up doll
Blow her up and she blows you back

Come back baby, from Iraq
(from Iraq)
I've missed you and I need you back
(need you back)
I hope your 'gina is still intact
(still intact)

I've got time on my hands
I've got time on my hands

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from SpinTunes #8: Round 1, released February 11, 2014

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